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WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS

LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND

BUT BIGGER

WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE

Is this what feels like to be attacked? cuz i feel attacked right now

And this is the reason i’m going to see every single one of you in hell and we’re gonna throw a huge party btw

Me when somebody wakes me up

FUCK YES!!!! 

ARE ALL YA’LL EXCITED FOR THE SKELETON WAR! THE SPOOKY TIMES ARE ALMOST UPON US!

Love that little smirk on the last one!

scenes with severus snape

i was never seen again.

I’m gonna do the best can with what i’ve got since i’m only 3 maybe 4-5 hours from the coast. Wish me luck guys

If you need to evacuate hurricane Florence or you are staying put

Pick a town now and let hotels know you are evacuating from Florence. This works for every problematic hurricane. It usually doesn’t matter how many indoor pets you have, it just depends on the hotel. Most hotel brands will accept more than 2 dogs and cats for hurricane evacuees.

If you have horses and cows and you are on the outskirts, remember the last cat 3 that hit florida to the carolinas? A mass death of farm animals died from flooding and wind. Help them get to higher ground and better land by asking farms in out of evacuation zones to let you use their land to keep your animals.

Hurricane Florence is a CAT 4 by the time it reaches not land, but the warm waters off our coast. It will only gain more energy the longer it stays on the water. There is always a possibility for a CAT 4 to experience CAT 5 symptoms like wind, rain, and surging without becoming a CAT 5. If you are staying put, stay put in your house where the walls are strongest. Make sure you are near the safest bathroom in case of inner storm tornado activity or structure failure. Keep all leashes on you and pets near you. If you have pets that will hide, block off their access to their hiding places. Keep their stuff just as accessible as you will your stuff.

BUY WATER NOW. BUY HURRICANE FOOD NOW. BUY BATTERIES. GET A FLASHLIGHT. DO ALL OF THIS NOW. If you are in a possible flood zone and have a small enough raft that will fit out windows, KEEP IT ON THE HIGHEST FLOOR OF YOUR HOUSE. If you are in an apartment complex in a flood zone, you need to leave. No acceptions.

Park your cars somewhere with cameras like a bank parking lot. They’ll be safer if you have trees near your home. If you have a boat in your driveway, MOVE IT AWAY.

If you have the ability, slice trees near your place that have you worried.

KEEP ALL DOORS SHUT TO BEDROOMS. If a window breaks, the pressure won’t change the rest of the house this way.

Take your pets outside on a leash when you feel it is safe enough for all of you. The eye of the storm is good for this but that can be a days worth of rain and wind. The wind isn’t always constant. Keep an eye on it and get them down there on leashes as soon as you hear it stop. You will hear the wind coming back before you see it or feel it. Be close to a door when you do this.

If you have access to a radio, use it. Put it on a station for weather. It’ll warn you of possible tornadoes in the area. A safe key though is anyone in yellow-red-purple on the radar, is in tornado alley. Keep a close eye on the sky. Don’t go to sleep.

I’m serious about shopping now. The stores will run out of food today or yesterday. Get enough water for everyone. Get bandaids too.

Get a full tank of gas too. It will run out quickly and take the gas stations days to come back. It wouldn’t be a bad idea to get an extra gallon of gas if you are leaving the area as you will find this on your way out too.

Good luck and stay away from the sea and the miles of where storm surge could occur. If you are on the coast but inland on a marsh, the surge and flooding will affect you. And they will affect you even more during high tide. The marsh can absorb a ton, but it can’t absorb this much.

Fill your bathtubs for extra water and to flush toilets. Freeze water to keep food cool. Document EVERYTHING IN YOUR HOUSE to claim for insurance if necessary. Take all important documents and keep them with you in water proof bags.

If you trust your dishwasher, put items you love in it. It’s not fully waterproof as plumbing, once backed up, will enter through the hose at the back. But if you don’t mind that and would rather be able to keep things you love with you, store them in there. You can even do jewelry in jars with lids without them floating away if you are worried about that. If you have a safe, USE IT AND ABUSE IT.

Remember, hurricanes also mean people will come in and loot! So while you are gearing up to leave, keep this in mind for objects you are leaving behind.

Same

Alan ❤

Alan Rickman, playwright Christopher Hampton, Lindsay Duncan, director Howard Davies and Lesley Manville of the Royal Shakespeare Company’s Les Liaisons Dangereuses dine at The Dirty Duck pub on Waterside in Stratford-upon-Avon, Warwickshire, England (1985) [ x ]

*claps rapidly*

if you relate to having an idea for a story for 4 to 8 years with almost zero progress towards actually writing it down, clap your hands

^ couldn’t agree more

every writing tip article and their mother: dont ever use adverbs ever!

me, shoveling more adverbs onto the page because i do what i want: just you fucking try and stop me

Well, i guess today’s just one of those days where ya learn something new!

Reblog if you're in the 'My ship isn't canon but we got dope fanfiction' club

If you’ve seen anything scary lately (like a horror movie that left you feeling spooked), this post will keep you safe so you can rest easy tonight!💛

Beautiful.....I want fifty of them 

I really don’t have any good way to photograph big things

Amen

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

Same here 

everybody has that one fictional character that they irrationally adore above all others and will defend to the death and you just get super happy and excited whenever you see their face on your dash

Every time I draw a cute guy, my mom calls them her boyfriend…

MOM they’re young enough to be your sons IS MY MOM A COUGAR???

imagine: Snape doing parkour

Smoothly. On students’ heads. He doesn’t have to, he simply enjoys the “WHOOMPH” sound they make when they get a dragonhide boot to the top of the head.

Damn, my birthday is February 20th. To think i almost shared a birthday with this man is amazing.

Alan photographed on his birthday, 21 February 1992, by Didier Olivre.

Isn’t Alan just perfection personified 😍😍😍?

Reblogging to spread this around a bit

Reblog if you love Alan Rickman's voice

Holy shit, i’m fucking DYING over here

Rich people showers

Awesome work!

Snape Always

^ I could 100%, totally see this going on in Potions class and it’s making me grin from ear to ear like some kind of lunatic 

Why would anyone want to consume it!?

Amen to that

If there's anything the Snape fandom taught us...

It’s that Snape-haters are a lot more abusive than a mean old school teacher.  

tag yourself: writers edition

I’m gonna apply for a job at Gordon Ramsay new restaurant and I’m gonna get it