When You Had Enough Of It, And Try To Cheat In Life But Life Ain’t Having It Either.

*me at my ted talk* it was quite simple really . *clicks my powerpoint clicker* some people in the industry were jumping. *clicks* others were popping. but nobody was doing both... *clicks* at the same time

rich people are so boring. Private jets for intra-US travel? if i was a multimillionaire I’d have my own old timey gilded train car and take my sweet ass time going everywhere. sorry, you won’t see my ass for 5-7 business days while I’m going through the mountains with no cell service but a well paid private chef that specializes in gluten free cuisine, bye

reminder that this is a pro choice blog, because access to a medical procedure shouldn’t be a debate, and if you think otherwise, fuck off

I fucking love judge from hell so much, it gave me a 20 minute scene of an abuser being tortured and beat up. A girl doesn't need more.

yeah as soon as I wake up no longer fatigued for the first time in my life I'll be set

THEY ARE BOTH IDIOTS, I CAN’T

Ngl I think most jobs should be illegal