If William Shakespeare Knew What Neopronouns Were He’d Be Unstoppable

If William Shakespeare knew what neopronouns were he’d be unstoppable

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4 weeks ago

I promise I didn't disappear, I just don't have any impulse control and started several at once again haha

3 weeks ago
Coming Back After 3yrs Just As This Site Is Shutting Down To Post Jayviks And Name Drop My Other Socials
Coming Back After 3yrs Just As This Site Is Shutting Down To Post Jayviks And Name Drop My Other Socials
Coming Back After 3yrs Just As This Site Is Shutting Down To Post Jayviks And Name Drop My Other Socials
Coming Back After 3yrs Just As This Site Is Shutting Down To Post Jayviks And Name Drop My Other Socials

coming back after 3yrs just as this site is shutting down to post jayviks and name drop my other socials - find me on twt @OmenBairn

3 weeks ago

A lot of people ask me what my biggest fear is, or what scares me most. And I know they expect an answer like heights, or closed spaces, or people dressed like animals, but how do I tell them that when I was 17 I took a class called Relationships For Life and I learned that most people fall out of love for the same reasons they fell in it. That their lover’s once endearing stubbornness has now become refusal to compromise and their one track mind is now immaturity and their bad habits that you once adored is now money down the drain. Their spontaneity becomes reckless and irresponsible and their feet up on your dash is no longer sexy, just another distraction in your busy life. Nothing saddens and scares me like the thought that I can become ugly to someone who once thought all the stars were in my eyes.

2 weeks ago

Me: I need a library card, but I just moved so I don’t have an ID with my address or any mail with it.

Librarian: -slides me a blank library postcard- Write your address on this like it would be mailed to you.

Me: Sure?

Librarian: -takes it back- Great! Now we have mail with your address on it!

Me: …does it really work that way?

Librarian: the rules don’t say it DOESN’T work that way. Here’s your new library card!

3 weeks ago

They always say, Memento mori , remember you will die (as if we ever forget)

Death is loud, death shows up uninvited, sits at the table and pours you your tea.

But no one taught us how to live, how to hold hands like lifelines, how to kiss like there’s a clock ticking, how to laugh without guilt when the world’s still burning so I write this for you

Memento vivere.

Remember to live.

Touch your friends' faces like art, cry in the supermarket if you need to, take pictures of the sky, text first, say “I miss you” even if your voice shakes. The end is coming, sure...but that’s not the point. The point is you’re here. You woke up again. Your lungs worked. Your heart didn’t forget how to sing.

Memento vivere.

Carve it somewhere soft, say it like a spell, say it until it sticks.

3 weeks ago

Sometimes I worry that I feel things too deeply, like maybe I am too soft for this world, too easily moved by the way someone says my name gently or remembers my favorite song. I get attached to moments, like the way sunlight hit my wall that one afternoon or the sound of someone’s laugh when they’re not holding anything back. I notice these small, quiet things and they stay with me. I carry them like little treasures in my pockets.

I think I just…want to be someone who means something good, not in a big, dramatic way, just…in the way someone might think of me and feel warm, like, “oh. she made me feel safe.” or “they understood me when i didn’t even know how to explain.” I don’t always get it right. I stumble over my words. I overthink. I get overwhelmed and quiet but my heart is always in it, even when I don’t know how to show it properly.

I'm not perfect. I cry at silly things. I get shy when I care too much. but I promise,

If I love you, I love you with everything that is both broken and too heavy to carry, an affection that feels like a burden I cannot set down, yet can never bear to lose.

1 month ago
Your Smear Frames And Expressions Are Always The FUNNIEST Fucking Thing, Your Animation Style Always

your smear frames and expressions are always the FUNNIEST fucking thing, your animation style always makes me laugh!! x3c i keep looking at melted jayce and laughing

Doing smears is my favorite thing!

4 weeks ago
Childhood Friends Au

Childhood friends au

I just really like the idea of kid Jayce being shorter than kid Viktor

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