It’s The Arcane Brainrot I Think.

11/12 not bad

sitting here thinking about how stupid americans are at geography yup

@yang-smash-trash This seems familiar...

This is beautifully hilarious. 👆🏾 Gay Culture

You can tell the camera person knew they both were bout to propose! Lol

I had a dream that the king and the queen of a small country had a daughter. They needed a son, a first-born son, so in secret, without telling anyone of their child’s gender, they travelled to the nearby woods that were rumoured to house a witch.

They made a deal with that witch. They wanted a son, and they got one. A son, one made out of clay and wood, flexible enough to grow but sturdy enough to withstand its destined path, enchanted to look like a human child. The witch asked for only one thing, and that was for their daughter.

They left the girl readily.

The witch raised her as her own, and called her Thyme. The princess grew up unknowing of her heritage, grew up calling the witch Mama, and the witch did her very best to earn that title.

She was taught magic, and how to forage in the woods, how to build sturdy wooden structures and how to make the most delicious stews. The girl had a good life, and the witch was pleased.

The girl grew into a woman, and learned more and more powerful magics, grew stronger from hauling wood and stones and animals to cook, grew smarter as the witch taught her more.

She learned to deal with the people in the villages nearby, learned how to brew remedies and medicines and how to treat illness and injury, and learned how to tell when someone was lying. 

Every time the pair went into town, the people would remark at just how similar Thyme was to her mother. 

(Thyme does not know who and what she is. She does not know that she was born a princess, that she was sold. She only knows that one night after her mother read her a story about princesses and dragons, her mother had asked her if she ever wanted to be a princess.)

((Thyme only knows that she very quickly answered no. She likes being a witch, thank you very much, she likes the power that comes with it and the way that she can look at things and know their true nature.))

The witch starts preparing the ritual early, starts collecting the necessities in the winter so they can be ready by the fall equinox. Her daughter helps, and does not ask what this is for, just knows that it is important.

The witch looks at Thyme, both their hands raised into the air over a complicated array of plants, tended carefully to grow into a circle, and says, sorry.

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While I was not correct, I wish I wasn’t even close.

I’ve already lost this precious cinnamon roll once, I don’t want these two taking her away again.

AHAHAHAHAHA I SHALL MAKE YOU SUFFER WITH DECISIONS! THE BEES, I SHALL DO WHITEROSE TOO, AND ARKOS, AND RENORA… BUT THE BEES BC IT’S THEIR ANNIVERSARY

A problematic male character that they can project their fragile egos on, and no LGBT characters. That’s too unrealistic for their tastes. 

I dont understand how people can describe RWBY as "dissapointing" like what were you expecting from it that it didnt give you?

Rwby has

Cool fight scenes ✅

Awesome music ✅

Cool and relatable characters ✅

Comedy ✅

Fun scenes ✅

Interesting and engaging plot ✅

Fantastic and unique character designs ✅

Well developed relationships ✅

Constantly improving animation ✅

What exactly are people expecting that isnt here?

Loving me some bees in these trying times.

Beeunion, amiright? this is pretty much almost exactly how i predicted it (lie)

Ummm...it’s going fine...I’m at 20 words on the fourth draft...

Person: “How’s your writing going?”

Me:

That's not dirty depression hair that's a carefully curated, slicked back style achieved with a very specific hair product to purposefully a) signal queerness b) attract women and c) stay out of her face when she eats pussy

that's the hair of someone who eats out