Can I Please See Your Balls I'm Going Through A Lot Right Now

When I say "this character is my favourite" what I am really saying is "this character is easiest to project homosexuality and autism on to"

"most people don't really care about occult history" Skill issue. I will make learning fun. This is a threat.

everybody loves stabbing as a sign of homoerotic longing. but when I, Brutus,

Will Wood archive channels are wild cause one video will be like a 9 second recording of a concert from 2016 showing this man wearing like seven layers of eyeliner and mascara, no shirt, and has bleached his hair an unnatural blonde banging on his keyboard while screaming about drugs, skeletons, and suicide and then the next video will be this guy who looks like he majors in philosophy and computer science with an oversized ukulele telling people that he is doing well in therapy

pretentious moment incoming but why is everyone's idea of fashion so fucking boring these days. why the fuck did my manager just ask me "what's with the scarf". "what's with the scarf" fuck man do I need a reason to wear a faggy little scarf now? you could just say "nice scarf man". what's with your attitude

i'm gonna be honest kitten daddy's consular bid isn't going well and if he doesn't draw a good province in the sortes next year we might have to cut back on roasted dormice

no offense to me or anything but what the fuck am i actually doing

Julius Caesar: When I said I wanted to be repeatedly penetrated by at least two dozen men wearing nothing but togas this WASN'T what I meant

fuck him on the senate floor friday

People who insist on changing the pronouns in songs while they’re singing along are so weak. “But I’m not gay!” Okay?? And I’m not a broken man on a Halifax pier, the last of Barrett’s Privateers, but for the length of this song I can be.