The Fact I’ve Shown Will Wood Songs To Some People And They Just Don’t Take To It Is Mad, You All

i say "godspeed, soldier" way too much for someone who puts their faith in neither god nor the military

ah, yes,,, my 3 alignments,,,,

ftm passing tips !!

swift as the coursing river

force of a great typhoon

strength of a raging fire

mysterious as the dark side of the moon

hope this helps !

/j

Julius Caesar: When I said I wanted to be repeatedly penetrated by at least two dozen men wearing nothing but togas this WASN'T what I meant

I fear nobody will ever be able to match the dead stare standard criston has managed to set this season. gwayne accused him of fucking his sister and he said alicent is the Virgin Mary i keep trying to kill myself and she won’t let me. btw i hope we both die. and then he looked at him like this

People were strange like that. Steal five dollars and you were a petty thief. Steal thousands of dollars and you were either a government or a hero.

Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

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Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter is the only acceptable portrayal of white Jesus

Ah, so when Circe wants to send them to the underworld, she is amazing and helpful, but when I, POSEIDON-

Vetinari in Feet Of Clay is so fucking funny because he's like "I am a calculated, coldblooded tyrant" and then voluntarily microdoses himself with arsenic to spend more time with his crush