Serious Question

True Dumbass minus Fortnite & Edgy Bastard... and Depressed Thot.

All in all, a True Edgy Depressed Thot though, in a way, I can relate to all the Dumbass ones

Tag yourself I’m Edgy Bastard

Joker would 10000 % eat you out on your period and I don't take criticism on that you can't change my mind

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I LIVE FOR X CHUBBY/PLUS-SIZE

These just made me feel better on a really rough day, thank you 💕❤

Anonymous said: Hey! First of all, I absolutely adore your writing! I was wondering if you could write something about Arthur/Joker with a chubby, insecure s/o? Not feeling to good about my body from time to time and I think this would be really comforting for me… Thank you so much

Hello there! Thank you so much! I’m happy you enjoy my writing :) I’m so sorry that you’re not feeling good about yourself lately. I know that feeling all too well. Also, I’ve gotten a few requests like this one, so please anyone else who sent a similar ask, this one is for you guys!

Arthur:

Arthur was never one to care for physical looks. He was much more about compassion and personality than anything else. That doesn’t mean Arthur isn’t drawn to beautiful people. You were one of those people. 

Arthur had immediately been drawn to your kind eyes and pretty face. Even your body seemed to welcome him in. 

When you showed a clear interest in him, Arthur jumped at the chance to have you as his own. He adored every aspect of you. Your personality, your body, your kindness, everything.

When Arthur noticed your reluctance to wear certain things or you would tense when he held you too tightly, he realized you weren’t confident in your body. 

Arthur would ask you about it, not wanting to assume anything, and when you sadly agreed, it broke Arthur’s heart. From that moment on, Arthur made sure to shower you in his little truths. 

He would tell you how perfect you were, how much he loved your stomach and thighs. Arthur would slowly build your confidence until you would dance around to show him a new outfit.

Don’t even get him started on body worship. Arthur always made it very clear to you just how sexy he thought you were. Despite how nervous you were at first, this became something you looked forward to.

Arthur never once made fun of your weight or let other people say anything about you. Arthur would put his life on the line just to protect you.

Joker:

Joker had always been keen on beautiful people with meat on their bones. Something about their lushes body made him feel at home. Made him feel less insecure in his own body. 

When he spotted you on your way home from work, Joker swooped in and romanced you. Every day he would meet up with you on your walk back and woo you until you couldn’t resist his come-ons. 

From the beginning, Joker would tell you how much he adored your body. From whispered complements to full-on dirty talk. It didn’t matter to him, Joker NEEDED you to know how much he craved you. 

Joker would buy (steal?) the clothes he wanted to see you in, and you began to enjoy the fashion shows. Even when the clothes clung to your insecure spots, Joker would lavish you in complements that you no longer cared.

You loved the way he paraded you around like you were the most gorgeous person in all of Gotham. Joker treated you like royalty. Always making sure you were well taken care of and respected. 

No one dared make fun of you when you had Joker on your arm. The looked you used to get slowly disappeared as Joker intimidated everyone around you. 

You knew Joker would kill anyone who hurt your tender confidence, and something about that only made you feel bolder. 

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Lovely 💕

Request for @jibanyyan

Warnings: I’ll note that there is mentions of Torrettes and murder

Notes: I wasn’t sure what you wanted, but right now I’m having to go back to HC’s just because I’m having a hard time at the moment to I apoligise...I have a family member dying and have had a rough week. I apologise this isn’t the best

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- The world was a cruel cold place. That’s the perspective you had viewed it since you were an innocent child

- Thinking you had nobody else in the world who could understand you; that was until you met him.

- Arthur; sweet soft spoken Arthur. He was the light of your life, always there for you and you were always there for him

- Your condition wasn’t socially known nor accepted by those you came across, but you did understand that it was very intimidating for the world around you, hence the reason for your isolated living

- Arthur understood your outbursts which was caused by Tourette’s; in no way whatsoever was this your fault and he knew it, he could relate. God if anyone could it was Arthur Fleck.

- The man would seem to have your pattern solved; helping you through your attacks as you helped him. You assisted each other through the walk of life.

- Of course he had his own struggles; Arthur’s Pseudobulbar affect, almost a daily issue. But after such rough draining days he comes home and you lay in each other’s arms comforting one another

- When joker comes out, that’s when the coin completely flips- if someone bullies you, looks at you the wrong way or even lays a hand on you, he’ll make sure to teach them a good hard lesson

- Joker will stick up for you in every way possible even if it leads to some blood being spilt, he won’t care one bit

- When you are feeling self conscious about yourself, or the way you are, and the way your condition affects you he’ll make the effort in to make sure you feel good, ravish you wildly and take you where you stand

Man, I wish he'd look at me like this

His shit eating grin makes it even 1000 times better because he looks like he knows we'll love him anyway 👀

It’s the joker except he’s a THOT

I need to see this in 4D to truly believe it

ATTENTION!

When Arthur kisses,

he uses both hands

to hold their face.

Thank you for your time.

During this scene I began to cry and I'm kinda glad the cinema was dark so no one had to see me weeping... it was just sooo heartbreaking oh my god

I just want to hold him, please 💔🤧

their smirks should be ILLEGAL 😩

#THAT SMIRK™

Ideal personality and physical traits that joker and Arthur would like in a partner plz!

Thank you for sending in!! I struggled a bit with this prompt tbh, because I think that Arthur/Joker would be the last person to care about your physical appearance. He is the definition of someone who feels that what’s on the inside is what counts If you loved him and treated him well, he would think you were beautiful no matter what you looked like. That being said, there are definitely some personality characteristics I think he would love!

First and foremost, Arthur would value your kindness. If you treated him nicely and tried to understand and sympathize with his life (ex. Not judging him for his job, his condition, etc.), he would find you lovely

I think Arthur would really value being cared for. He is treated with such brutality in his daily life, that being able to come home to someone who wants to pamper him a bit would be endlessly appreciated

He would try not to let you take care of him, claiming that he doesn’t want to burden you and that he’s been able to do everything himself up until now. But things like patching up his injuries, cooking for him, washing his hair gently for him, and cuddling him when he was down would mean the world to him

At the same time, Arthur wants to feel strong and important. If he feels like he can look after you as well and not just the other way around, he would feel proud. He wants to feel like he can protect you, and for him to be someone you could rely on

Because of how much he has been beat down and degraded throughout his life, he would turn into a blushing mess if you praised him. If you tell him you’re proud of him or that you think he’s handsome or strong, it would make him feel so good

This definitely carries into his comedy as well. Nothing would make him happier than you taking interest in his comedy career and supporting him. He would absolutely love for you to come to his shows and laugh at his jokes, telling him that he has talent in the dream he’s pursuing

Finally, I think Arthur would appreciate someone who is physically affectionate. He has been so starved of love and care, that he would try to soak it up and cherish it when he finally starts dating you. He is clingy and overprotective, and if you appreciate that he would feel so encouraged

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