theawkwardarchaeopteryx - absolutelynoreptilian
absolutelynoreptilian

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Sometimes when I have an idea I look it up online and see someone else had it already and I'm like - how dare u steal this before I had it u time traveller? And I'm so disappointed


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Who said they ever intended to stop?

just boys bein boys


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He Dance. He Puff. He Cackle. Behind The Scenes: Joaquin Phoenix As Joker. 2019.
He Dance. He Puff. He Cackle. Behind The Scenes: Joaquin Phoenix As Joker. 2019.
He Dance. He Puff. He Cackle. Behind The Scenes: Joaquin Phoenix As Joker. 2019.
He Dance. He Puff. He Cackle. Behind The Scenes: Joaquin Phoenix As Joker. 2019.
He Dance. He Puff. He Cackle. Behind The Scenes: Joaquin Phoenix As Joker. 2019.
He Dance. He Puff. He Cackle. Behind The Scenes: Joaquin Phoenix As Joker. 2019.

He dance. He puff. He cackle. Behind the Scenes: Joaquin Phoenix as Joker. 2019.


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Okay, now it's getting personal

"joker", 2019: look how this guy is always in his little imaginary world where people love and accept him. isn't that sad?

me:

me, crying: how about you mind your own damn business


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*cries in truth*

“you’re so polite!” thanks, I am afraid of you.


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Mark Hamill at the end of the show at Comic-Con 2011 was asked by a fan if he could do The Joker from Batman The Animated Series as Heath Ledger’s Joker from Christopher Nolan’s “The Dark Knight”.


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Joker: *kills 3 people in cold blood*

Joker two minutes later:

My brother just sent me this (I think on Twitter???) and I-


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"He's sometimes Bruce Wayne sometimes Batman. Alltimes orphan."

Now that's something to say at a job interview!

"No! It's Two-Face and One-Face."

He's not wrong though.

"Alfred, give birth to Robin."

The loyalty of this man knows no bounds.

"It contains a coupon for new parents, but it is expired. This is a Joker joke."

Ultimate power move right there.

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News Anchor in my area loses it over a Fat Cat that likes to swim.


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These are just too good


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I loved Joker, but props to SNL for this brilliant sketch! 😂😂😂


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The more concepts people add, the more advanced the difficulty level gets

Dildo Generator
Dildo Generator

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here


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Me finishing the homework barely before the teacher collects it

The best scene in Nosferatu 1922, sound remastered because i felt that we had to have this


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I’m gunna need all the cis white film bros to to stop trying to be heath ledgers joker. Heath died because he had a chronic insomnia problem and overdosed on sleeping pills by accident. He was not driven “insane” by his role of the joker. The film crew on set confirmed he joked around with them during breaks and after wrapping and did not take the joker home with him. You are not edgy or a good actor by acting like the character of the joker caused you to go “insane” and you’re literally throwing mud back in the face of a good actor who had a tragic accident. In conclusion, shut the fuck up.


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Wish they would include this dubbed in the respective language on the DVDs.

The Best Alternate Ending

the best alternate ending


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Not gonna lie, they had us in the first half.

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Thing is: You yourself would pick up any crumb of information of your fav characters but as a creator it seems kinda pointless? Like why? Just a funfact?

Me writing down obscure details about my ocs NOBODY fucking cares about

Me Writing Down Obscure Details About My Ocs NOBODY Fucking Cares About

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You say that like you don't enjoy doing it.

Holding the power button to force your PC to shut down is like choking someone until they pass out.


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