Hiccup: Last Night I Was Crying While Listening To Spotify And The Wii Sports Tennis Theme Started Playing

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Dash, now a Junior, has had a Realization. Fenton does not weigh nearly enough.

He was doing his usual thing, picking on the dweeb but toned down because he's Maturing With Age, when he decided to pick Fenton up. Just to make fun of him for being short, that was all.

But Fenton weighs practically nothing.

Fenton wriggled out of his grip and scurried away with his friends, but Dash couldn't stop thinking about how...concerning. That was.

Dash starts looking up nutrition.

Starts paying attention in Health Class.

Starts watching cooking channels to learn how to cook.

Starts making more food than he can eat, balanced nutritionally for Fenton, and sitting menacingly in front of the dweeb until said dweeb ate the whole thing.

Starts stalking up behind Fenton and shoving snacks into his backpack, with whispered threats against his wellbeing if he didn't eat them.

Dash, over the course of his Junior year, becomes the school's most terrifying fitness coach the student body have ever seen.

And he charges everyone for his services; except Fenton.

He's decided forcing Fenton to be healthy is his new, socially acceptable way of bullying him.

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This joke came to me in a fit of laughter (ALT description provided :3!)

Snotlout: You know what I think?

Viggo: Yes.

Snotlout: ...?

Viggo: I know what you think.

Snotlout:

Viggo: I know every single one of your phobias and insecurities. I know every horrible deed you've committed. I know all of your secrets. I know what keeps you up at night. I can read your mind and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

Snotlout:

Viggo: Stop thinking about naked men, you're distracting me.

He finds clouds delightful

✨Three coffees no lunch✨

I missed my brotp (platonic LuciHusk) so have this +radioapple

Sam : Why did you get arrested??

Gabriel : We don't know!

Dean : Yeah, we did nothing wrong!

Castiel : We got pulled over and and when the officer say "papers." Gabriel yelled "SCISSORS!" and Dean drove off.

Sam :

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