Astrid: Mama didn’t raise no bitch, we keep going
Fishlegs: No no, Mama raised a bitch, let’s go
Hiccup: Mama didn’t raise nobody actually, Mama was absent
be ready for more from this silly au:]] i call it Reformed Bill!
Imagine Dick actually adopted Jason. Like that's so chaotic— especially when Jason comes back from the dead.
12 year old Jason: Hey, Dick? Since I'm adopted by you, does that mean you're my father?
18 year old Dick: ...I'm still too young to called dad so no, I'm just your legal guardian.
Jason: Okay, dad.
Dick, tearing up: Please no.
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Jason after resurrection as Red Hood: I am your son.
Dick dating Wally: Tf?????? How would I— JASON?
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Bruce: All of you are my sons.
Jason: Technically, I'm your grandson.
Damian and Tim: ?????? What.
Dick: Technically he's right. You've been a grandpa since I was 18.
Bruce: ...Fuck, I forgot about that.
Damian and Tim: WHAT THE FUCK?????
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Bruce and Jason arguing:
Bruce: You're grounded!
Jason: TF? You're not my dad, Dick is!
Dick: Please, for the last time, I'm not really your dad.
Jason's dramatic ass: GASPS?! I'M ADOPTED?!
Lol wtf
just overheard my wife spelling something on the phone and i shit you not saying the words “E as in Eeyore” i am on my hands and knees wailing screaming crying pleading and begging people to learn the NATO phonetic alphabet
This image (not mine) basically sums up the whole show.
I had to draw them!!
SUPER DANNY + FUN DANNY >:D
First post here... making this was so fun! I LOVE THEM SM!!
not the bad vibes 😓
tim is so done
*Wade playing with baby knife, flipping it in his hand*
Logan: can you stop that bub.
Wade: you know I can't get hurt by it, right?
Logan: yes, I'm aware but it's stupid
*wade ignores him and flips the knife, he doesn't catch it and it cuts down his palm*
Wade: oops
*Logan gets up and grabs the unused first aid kit even as the cut is healed*
Wade: what are you doing, honeybadger?
*Logan grabs one of the dinosaur printed band aids (who bought these) and walks back over to wade, putting the band aid over where the cut was*
Logan: consider it a mark of shame for being fucking stupid
Bro calm down it's your shadow💀
This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years.
If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life.
acesexual, panromantic, agender, mabey has the tism and adhd Rebloges of watever fandom im into at the time Might post headcanons
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