The Year Is 2027. The Political Podium Is Lit Up, Cameras And Journalists Swamping The Area. From The

Dash, now a Junior, has had a Realization. Fenton does not weigh nearly enough.

He was doing his usual thing, picking on the dweeb but toned down because he's Maturing With Age, when he decided to pick Fenton up. Just to make fun of him for being short, that was all.

But Fenton weighs practically nothing.

Fenton wriggled out of his grip and scurried away with his friends, but Dash couldn't stop thinking about how...concerning. That was.

Dash starts looking up nutrition.

Starts paying attention in Health Class.

Starts watching cooking channels to learn how to cook.

Starts making more food than he can eat, balanced nutritionally for Fenton, and sitting menacingly in front of the dweeb until said dweeb ate the whole thing.

Starts stalking up behind Fenton and shoving snacks into his backpack, with whispered threats against his wellbeing if he didn't eat them.

Dash, over the course of his Junior year, becomes the school's most terrifying fitness coach the student body have ever seen.

And he charges everyone for his services; except Fenton.

He's decided forcing Fenton to be healthy is his new, socially acceptable way of bullying him.

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

pulled an all-nighter and then promptly passed out, i drew this sometime and have no recollection but i think i get what i was going for

Post 600 strike

Athena: who did this to you?

Poseidon:

Poseidon: Nobody…

how things actually go in the Olympus during the Thunder Saga

Sillies

Back to our king.

Taken .2 seconds before Jack realizes Hiccup can see him

*At 1am*

Jack: I think I saw a monster

Dean: You better be kidding me

Jack, pointing down a hallway: THERE

Dean: That you slenderman?

Sam *turning on the lights*: Fuck you

Bucky: I've been order to take you in.

Clint: usually im all up for being tied up by a handsome mysterious man, but the hydra part...kinda of a buzz kill.

Bucky: they warned me that you are very good at escaping

Clint: yeah that tracks