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Sam : Why did you get arrested??

Gabriel : We don't know!

Dean : Yeah, we did nothing wrong!

Castiel : We got pulled over and and when the officer say "papers." Gabriel yelled "SCISSORS!" and Dean drove off.

Sam :

Bucky: I've been order to take you in.

Clint: usually im all up for being tied up by a handsome mysterious man, but the hydra part...kinda of a buzz kill.

Bucky: they warned me that you are very good at escaping

Clint: yeah that tracks

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A Holiday More Meaningless than President’s Day (mature 5k)

There Will Be No Linking of Arms, Skipping, or Singing (teen, 28.9k, for the @winterhawk-olyimpic-bang featuring art by @harishe-art and @mj-irl)

Should be writing (general, ≤500, Moodboard & Short Fic)

The Witch and The Wolf: A Winterhawk Monster Hunters Tale (teen, ≤500, Moodboard & Short Fic)

Art

Carson’s Circus Presents… (general, Moodboard & Drabble)

Scratching an Itch (mature, Moodboard & Drabble)

Live. Die. Repeat. (teen, Manip, Moodboard, & Drabble)

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bobby's boobytraps (supernatural shitpost)

Danny didn´t know he could do that.

@tourettesdog your child is biting people again.

Imagine Dick actually adopted Jason. Like that's so chaotic— especially when Jason comes back from the dead.

12 year old Jason: Hey, Dick? Since I'm adopted by you, does that mean you're my father?

18 year old Dick: ...I'm still too young to called dad so no, I'm just your legal guardian.

Jason: Okay, dad.

Dick, tearing up: Please no.

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Jason after resurrection as Red Hood: I am your son.

Dick dating Wally: Tf?????? How would I— JASON?

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Bruce: All of you are my sons.

Jason: Technically, I'm your grandson.

Damian and Tim: ?????? What.

Dick: Technically he's right. You've been a grandpa since I was 18.

Bruce: ...Fuck, I forgot about that.

Damian and Tim: WHAT THE FUCK?????

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Bruce and Jason arguing:

Bruce: You're grounded!

Jason: TF? You're not my dad, Dick is!

Dick: Please, for the last time, I'm not really your dad.

Jason's dramatic ass: GASPS?! I'M ADOPTED?!

Lol wtf

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