Idc If He's A Normal Person In This Au He Has To Suffer At Least Slightly

A meme I came up with lmao

hiccup and snotlout brothers energy

i went a bit all out for this one but i love the prompt sm THEY ARE SO SIBLING CODED

shout out to @jacks-ace for the inspiration for this

(sorry y’all im super tired today ill be continuing the asks tomorrow 😭❤️)

A professor gave us an extra credit option: take a picture of yourself outside, doing something that you would not usually do. We were told not to take it too seriously. Here is my entry:

I maintain that sticking my head in the mailbox is not something I do on a regular basis.

Animo: What are your pronouns?

Kevin: What's a pronoun?

Animo: Indicative of, but not equivalent to, your gender identity

Kevin: Stop swearing at me

Animo: Can I refer to you as he/him?

Kevin: But I'm Kevin

Animo: TENNYSONS, WHAT ARE THE EMO ONE'S PRONOUNS?

Gwen: We usually just use he/him for him. He doesn't really care though

고양이라이팅이다

Imagine Dick actually adopted Jason. Like that's so chaotic— especially when Jason comes back from the dead.

12 year old Jason: Hey, Dick? Since I'm adopted by you, does that mean you're my father?

18 year old Dick: ...I'm still too young to called dad so no, I'm just your legal guardian.

Jason: Okay, dad.

Dick, tearing up: Please no.

——————

Jason after resurrection as Red Hood: I am your son.

Dick dating Wally: Tf?????? How would I— JASON?

——————

Bruce: All of you are my sons.

Jason: Technically, I'm your grandson.

Damian and Tim: ?????? What.

Dick: Technically he's right. You've been a grandpa since I was 18.

Bruce: ...Fuck, I forgot about that.

Damian and Tim: WHAT THE FUCK?????

——————

Bruce and Jason arguing:

Bruce: You're grounded!

Jason: TF? You're not my dad, Dick is!

Dick: Please, for the last time, I'm not really your dad.

Jason's dramatic ass: GASPS?! I'M ADOPTED?!

people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

Sam : Why did you get arrested??

Gabriel : We don't know!

Dean : Yeah, we did nothing wrong!

Castiel : We got pulled over and and when the officer say "papers." Gabriel yelled "SCISSORS!" and Dean drove off.

Sam :

This joke came to me in a fit of laughter (ALT description provided :3!)

He finds clouds delightful