Bruce truly hates magic with every pump and beat of his heart.
What kinda curse is Slang, anyway?
“This is the best day of my life.”
“You thought you ate that.” Bruce physically feels a full body shiver, charged with nausea and cringe. “This is level 10 cringe. Can’t have shit in Gotham.”
Dick is his earth bound angel, but he laughs like a demon at him, holding onto Jason for support, pledging his eternal loyalty to Zatana and her pettiness.
—
“Hey, old bat, hook me up with an adrenaline shot.”
What he wants to say is Jay, do not try and fight with 6 bullets in your stomach.
What comes out instead, through Bruce’s grit teeth and intense, fierce glaring, “Not you trying to go back to your corpse era. See how I only took 2 shots? Very demure. Very mindful.”
Jason passes out from blood loss, but mostly laughter.
—
“Chat, is this real?”
Stephanie barely bites back a full belly cackle. “I think he just asked us if we copied.”
“I wish I was Jason, 15.”
—
“This is not a slay environment. Killing is flop behavior.” He keeps his eyes shut and buries his face in his hands. Trying to convince Damian not to stab someone doesn’t seem to work.
Damian gives him a pat like he’s a pitiful cat. “I’ll only stab the non lethal areas.”
“God, I wish that were me.”
Juliet: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?
Romeo: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies
Mercutio: Socks are Feetie Heaties
Benvolio: Forks are Stabby Grabbies
Juliet: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties
Mercutio: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies
Romeo: Stamps are Lickie Stickies
Tybalt, annoyed: You’re all disappointments
Shinsou: *laying on the floor*
Mic: What's wrong?
Shinsou: I'm depressed.
Mic: lol me too.
Mic: No wait. Hi depressed, I'm dad.
Mic: Shit, no. What's wrong?
people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??
Bro things
Lol wtf
this'll be my last post for the night. it looks bleak right now and it feels like the world might end and i do not blame you for feeling that way. i kind of feel like that too to be honest, but numbers are just numbers and land is just land. the results maps you're looking ar are not 100% accurate.
please please please just walk away from this. you'll wake up tomorrow and we'll all probably be crying, for good or bad reasons. i am begging you all to get away from the screen and sleep if you can because if you're starting to spiral then this is not good for you.
i sound like a broken record and i apologize but i repeat it because it's true: no matter how bleak it seems, no matter how badly this may or may not turn out, we can push through this. get some rest. wake up and keep living no matter what. i believe in you.
wake up and keep living. no. matter. what.
goodnight and good luck. sending my warmth out to all of you. <333
(psst have some more cat pics!!! you all really liked the other ones so here's some loafs to ease your mind. i'll see you all tomorrow.)
making an edit to this post because YEAH IT LOOKS LIKE TRUMP WON. BUT IT IS IMPORTANT TO HAVE HOPE EITHER WAY. i'm not joking when i say we need to keep going. but please stop spreading so much fear. this is so so important.
we all woke up to a tragedy. but we still woke up, and we're going to keep waking up until the day that carrot boy dies. because 80% of you can and will outlive that bastard if you try.
do i have to repeat myself? wake up and keep living. no matter what. that's what i'll stand by until the day i die. please take a break and take care of yourselves. much love.
here's more of my cat, too. just because.
Father and son quality time…in the hospital(? I've been thinking about these two making up for lost time and memories.
not the bad vibes 😓
tim is so done
Gauche: You can’t be cuter than Marie. If you are I will take a golf club to your shins.
Magna: Are you the fucking witch from Snow White?
Gauche: Nah, just a bitch with a sister complex.
Luck: But your sister is cuter than me. Does that mean I get to hit you with a golf club?
Gauche: The golf club is mine but you could find a brick or something.
Luck: OK, I'll be back.
acesexual, panromantic, agender, mabey has the tism and adhd Rebloges of watever fandom im into at the time Might post headcanons
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