reblog this with what you’re proud of accomplishing this year in the tags! (this does NOT mean work-related!!! this can be personal growth!! relationship growth!!! a hobby you started!!! mental health challenges you faced and are working on!!)
In the Gravity Falls fandom, I’ve come across many posts comparing Ford to an owl, or jokingly calling him one. I haven’t yet seen any other characters get this treatment outside Monster Falls AUs, and wondered what their counterparts would be, especially Stan.
After thinking it over, I propose that Stan is a crow.
Crows, at least in Western culture, get a bad reputation. They’re considered thieves and tricksters, known for stealing shiny things. Long-held superstitions claim crows are bringers of bad luck. They’re often an unwelcome sight to humans.
But behind the notoriety, crows are highly intelligent. They’re among the less than 1% of animal species that have been observed to use tools. Studies show crows can successfully solve multi-step problems and puzzle boxes. They can remember human faces, and communicate that knowledge to other members of their groups. Crows hold grudges for years, and will sometimes attack people their groups deem dangerous. They’re fiercely loyal to their family members. Who does that sound like?
In other words, they’re not what they seem - a perfect match for Stan!
yes + the way Dipper doesn’t mention his real name onscreen for the entire show, but in Journal 3 we find out Dipper told Ford his real name is Mason, even though he doesn’t like it… literally spent the summer up until then thinking he couldn’t trust anyone - even Mabel and Stan at some points - and then trusted Ford immediately after meeting him… I am holding my head in my hands
can. can we talk about how Dipper regularly calls Ford "Great-Uncle Ford" instead of "Grunkle Ford". Dipper looks up to him soooo much..
hey so why did you give my friend sass with this.
he was being funny, making a funny joke about how you two thought alike. and you were rude about it. please take a moment to reflect on your behavior.
None of that was indicated in the comment. It came off as taunting, and I intentionally gave a neutral response. If he’s upset about what I said, he can unblock me and we can talk it out in DMs.
However he chooses to respond, please don’t send me rude messages.
I won Spotify Wrapped
I was not expecting to make it into Taylor’s top 0.5%. I’m very proud of it, especially since I only created my Spotify account in August! My top songs, on the other hand, do not surprise me at all. Cruel Summer is a dreamy, euphoric high I often play on repeat. Mastermind, Midnight Rain, Dear Reader, and Snow On The Beach are my 4 favorite songs on Midnights, in that order!
Here’s to all the fever dream highs, the planets and the fates and all the stars aligning, deep portals and time traveling, finding another guiding light, and being weird but fuckin’ beautiful. Thank you, @taylorswift!
Trick or Treat?
Pick any two bags! You deserve it.
Does this count as a TBoB spoiler?? Idk you decide
HAPPY 11TH BIRTHDAY TO MY FAVORITE TRIANGLE 💛🎉🎉 CAN’T WAIT FOR HIM TO COME BACK IN 11 DAYS!!! I LOVE YOU BILL
It’s finally the 10th anniversary of one of my favorite Gravity Falls episodes, Dreamscaperers!
Happy birthday, Bill Cipher! Have some confetti and a party, weirdo 💛
Down Bad and I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can) are about Me specifically
April 19 🤍 store.taylorswift.com
Just remembered I can bring this drawing back from high school.
21 - she/her - autisticGravity Falls is real and it will never dieFuture supergenius / The Chosen One / Bill’s therapist(All titles conferred by Alex Hirsch)
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