Thebookofbill - ∞

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Did you miss him? Admit it, you missed him.

The demon that terrorized Gravity Falls is back from the great beyond to finally tell his side of the story in The Book of Bill, written by none other than Bill Cipher himself.

Inside, Bill sheds light on his bizarre origins, his sinister effects on human history, the Pines family’s most embarrassing secrets, and the key to overthrowing the world (laid out in a handy step-by-step guide). This chaotic and beautifully illustrated tome contains baffling riddles, uncrackable ciphers, lost Journal 3 pages, ways to cheat death, the meaning of life, and a whole chapter on Silly Straws. But most importantly, The Book of Bill is deeply, deeply cursed.

Beware: This book travels to dimensions meant for older readers.

Alex Hirsch, #1 New York Times bestselling author, resuscitates this infamous villain and invites fans to a Bill’s eye view of the Gravity Falls universe. There are many who believe this book is too dangerous for human hands. But if you can’t resist, beware: Once you make a deal with Bill, it’s not so easily undone . . .

Released: July 23rd, 2024

Pages: 208

ISBN1368092209

9781368092203

Age Range: Adult

Barnes & Noble exclusive edition!

This Barnes & Noble Exclusive Edition features a gold foil jacket and includes 16 extra pages of Bill's twisted life advice!

This also displays a link for a "Signed Book", for the same price as the B&N Exclusive. It is a signed copy of the B&N Exclusive edition.

And just to round things off:

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THIS IS NOT A DRILL. It’s a dremel. Learn the difference at Ranger Henson’s woodworking workshop every other Wednesday at 11 at our Administration Building

That's it for now! I'm sure there will be more later, but time to post this.

THE SECRETS OF THE CIPHER CULT COLLECTION

There's still time to back this amazing Kickstarter campaign for the coolest Bill Cipher Merch ever - created in direct collaboration with Alex Hirsch, dedicated to our triangular overlord.

Here's some of the concept art and product artwork we were shown for the first time in R/GravityFalls' LIVE interview! Give it a look for huge insight into product design, what Alex Hirsch is like, and how the incredible products have been refined from sketch to creation!

BACK THE CAMPAIGN

IN APPROXIMATELY $11,000 IT'LL OFFICIALLY UNLOCK THE STANFORD PIN! I know you Tumblrites love that scientist fella. Get on it so you can have a glow in the dark pin of servitude in your possession forever.

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I KNOW WHAT YALL WERE THINKIN “OH YEAH OWLS FINALLY GONNA DRAW A DICK” WELL JOKES ON YOU YA FUCKIN PERVS

RICHMOND I AM LOSING MY MIND!!! PLEASE START PEOMOTING THE KICKSTARTER! I WILL GIVE YOU SO MUCN OF MY MONEY FOR BILL ITEMS

THANK YOUUUU!!!

@thebookofbill oh you didn't waste a second.

He wants that cookie so effing bad

In the Gravity Falls fandom, I’ve come across many posts comparing Ford to an owl, or jokingly calling him one. I haven’t yet seen any other characters get this treatment outside Monster Falls AUs, and wondered what their counterparts would be, especially Stan.

After thinking it over, I propose that Stan is a crow.

Crows, at least in Western culture, get a bad reputation. They’re considered thieves and tricksters, known for stealing shiny things. Long-held superstitions claim crows are bringers of bad luck. They’re often an unwelcome sight to humans.

But behind the notoriety, crows are highly intelligent. They’re among the less than 1% of animal species that have been observed to use tools. Studies show crows can successfully solve multi-step problems and puzzle boxes. They can remember human faces, and communicate that knowledge to other members of their groups. Crows hold grudges for years, and will sometimes attack people their groups deem dangerous. They’re fiercely loyal to their family members. Who does that sound like?

In other words, they’re not what they seem - a perfect match for Stan!

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