Spiderman Noir Coming Into 2018 And Finding Out There Are Still Nazis

If your life is horrible and you need a new source of meaning and direction.... Do NOT find religion. Learn to identify plants.

This Bitch: *smug face*

Everyone: OOOH HE HIT THE STINE GOOD!!! BE OUR LEADER

Bitch: ur whimpering sucks

Chamberlain:

Hey can someone help me train my dog to play dead? So far all she does is sit down when u give her finger guns and say "pew pew"

Come at me bro

@the-ones-who-fall

anyone please ask your crush out like this

weatherboy (derogatory)

the suffering never ends

I really hate those stupids posts that are like:

“What about REAL monster girls??? Not just weird humans?? like real huge MONSTERS?? With giant sharp claws and big sharp teeth?? Where are those???”

You’re thinking of bestiality. You want to fuck a T-Rex.

Shitty gf hours and i feel like i make my bf miserable