I Was Working With A Seagull And I Said “as Someone In Wildlife I Know I Should Never Anthropomorphize

Hey can someone help me train my dog to play dead? So far all she does is sit down when u give her finger guns and say "pew pew"

“here’s my series of books written in sparkly gel pen. i call it…glitterature”

Come at me bro

@the-ones-who-fall

The Showgirls posters have to be the most hilariously terrible designs I’ve seen in my life, yet I have never been able to find a single explication on what was the marketing team thinking.

Not an interview, not people commenting it, nothing, the Leg Worm Head Woman was just accepted and left like that and it haunts me

Shitty gf hours and i feel like i make my bf miserable

TIL that Gothic literature makes a distinction between “terror” and “horror.” Terror is the sense of dread and apprehension that precedes an experience, horror is the sense of revulsion after an experience.

via ift.tt

The library is SO important. When I moved and had to file taxes, I learned that I had to mail in paperwork, so I went to the library. They helped me print and fill out my tax information and without them I would have been able to file my taxes.

Support your local library! They're more necessary than you think

Destroy the myth that libraries are no longer relevant. If you use your library, please reblog.

“Authors should not be ALLOWED to write about–” you are an anti-intellectual and functionally a conservative

“This book should be taken off of shelves for featuring–” you are an anti-intellectual and functionally a conservative

“Schools shouldn’t teach this book in class because–” you are an anti-intellectual and functionally a conservative

“Nobody actually likes or wants to read classics because they’re–” you are an anti-intellectual and an idiot

“I only read YA fantasy books because every classic novel or work of literary fiction is problematic and features–” you are an anti-intellectual and you are robbing yourself of the full richness of the human experience.

weatherboy (derogatory)

Anyone who wants to play a campaign u shoukd join. Itll b fun

Join your friends on an adventure! Click the link to join "Gays For Hire": https://invite.dungeonmessenger.com/?code=2001_Berf