I'm Bi And She's Beautiful

a man who can make a knife out of anything

I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I do know who’s gonna be my favorite character from like, two seconds of screen time. 

Can y’all believe this…men always have something to say its literally just a picture of the ground

I’m crying my beautiful husband has wrapped the most limp wristed pathetic sickly blunt in the world

I believe in Cookie

Reach INTO your local blankey and you will find…

Goddess of Ancient Mysteries Revealed

Goddess of ancient mysteries revealed queen of hidden scars kissed and healed my river flows into your churning sea freeing at last the best long hidden in me though to this world you are but a woman and I am only another simple working man in finding you somehow my heart knew  that love does indeed have a master plan

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh...hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????