DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED
YOU KNOW THE HAIKU BOT???
OFC YOU DO
YOU KNOW THAT MESSAGE HE PUTS AT THE END OF EVERY POST????
"Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up."
YEAH???????
WELL THATS A HAIKU TOO
Beep boop! I look for
accidental haiku posts.
Sometimes I mess up.
NOW YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME THATS NOT THE CUTEST THNIG YOUVE EVER HEARD
Liamer
1st letter of my name: 2nd letter of my name: 1st letter of my mom’s name: 2nd letter of my mom’s name: 1st letter of my dad’s name: 2nd letter of my dad’s name:
My child’s name would be…
reblog the dragon cat for good luck
i hate driving. here are the laws! if you break them there will be consequences! except youre also expected to break the law just a little bit. people will get mad at you if you dont. you dont have right of way but the person who does is waving you forward for some reason. here's the speed limit! it's not the speed limit, the actual speed limit is that plus ~5-10. the light is green but you're in the turning lane. can you go? should you have gone just then? the person behind you is honking at you. there's a weird noise coming from your engine; if you try to do the right thing and get it checked out, will you get scammed? you are driving a 1-2 ton metal machine rocketing at speeds unknown to humankind for most of history. around a million people die in car accidents every year; that's about one person every thirty seconds. if you take that seriously and try to drive safely then people get mad at you.
Spread the word.
sharks every time theres a cataclysmic extinction event: damn thats crazy. anyway
One thing I’m a master of is knowing people’s weaknesses. And it just so happens that I know some of y'all’s! Enjoy!
Also I included my own weakness if you want to use it against me
@ask-dreemurr-family-blog : compliments
@cinnamonazzy : floofy goats
@xm115 (me) : guns or anything that goes BOOM! Preferably something with a B A Y O N E T ! On it UwUwUwUwUwU
@nextgendreemurrs : anything that’s not fluff
@guiltylnsanity : (Bottles Chara) most Frisks. Especially his own.
@askroyalchildren
Emeraude : Being called cute, getting booped. His number 1 weakness is getting called Prince FluffyButt.
Brownie : CHOCOLATE!!!! Also boops or being called cute. She also loves being scratched by the horns.
Goldy : boops, head pats and her fluffy siblings.
@channydraws : C:\Users\[REDACTED]\Music\Once Upon a December - ChannySings.mp3
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NASA engineers monitor the Curiosity rover’s actions. All seems normal until the little robot suddenly changes its course. The scientists attempt to correct it over and over until they suddenly receive a transmission from the rover
“Will save Oppy”
[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'There's a petition to ban conversion therapy in the EU' to Cas' 'I love you'. /End ID]
If you are a citizen in the EU please sign this petition:
I...tried to make a meme and got carried away and made A Thing that is like partially unfinished because i spent like 3 hours on it and then got tired.
I think this is mostly scientifically accurate but truth be told, there seems to be relatively little research on succession in regards to lawns specifically (as opposed to like, pastures). I am not exaggerating how bad they are for biodiversity though—recent research has referred to them as "ecological deserts."
Feel free to repost, no need for credit