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day ruined after getting a papercut from a starburst wrapper
Definitely one of the funniest feature discord has added.
WARNING! ANNOYING BITCH HAS BREACHED THE PERIMETER!!!
DO YOU WISH TO EVACUATE?
mango comes home from work to find her husband gone shes like oh no where did my man go
a spit take isnt enough i need some pearls to clutch
"I am the biggest faggot and such a whore" exclaimed the most virgin aroace teenager to ever be born
me researching french so I can write my harrykim fanfiction accurately
Dentist confessional. Like, forgive me doctor for I have sinned. I have partaken of the wine. Not only that, but the coffee and the tea. I consume carbonated beverages regularly. I eat sweets such as saltwater taffy and caramels. On the weekend, if I sleep in, I only brush my teeth at night. And then the dentist is like, "and are you flossing, my child?" and they just have to look away
guys never date a musician she won't stop writing songs about me
the glory of the morning, to lay flowers across her arms my fingers absentmindedly drumming a soft melody on her shoulder the timing correlates with the swooning beat of my mortal heart, the one which i gifted to her long ago she has mine, and in turn i am lucky enough to have hers she is mine, she is lovely, how i love her i rise to stand and observe my work azaleas trace the side of her frame reaching once again to the wicker basket, i carefully surround her face with cosmos weaving gardenias and jasmine through the tourmaline umber of her hair resisting the urge to comb my hand through, lest i disturb her rest a bolt of raw affection surges through me; lowering myself onto my knees, i press a kiss to her hand she is lovely, how i love her a yellow daffodil is soon tucked behind her left ear, with a pink one mirroring behind her right the enamored sigh that escapes me is one the world has heard thousands of times, but this wont be the last instance in which it occurs interlocking her hand in mine, i place seven violets above her heart her eyes flutter open, content but curious, and i bring my lips to hers how i love her oh, how i love her so
all purpose greek seasoning in olive oil is genuinely curing my ed rn
no longer aroace guys i fell in love with the girl from ipanema
me giving relationship advice: communicate or end it
you like fox news? yeah, alright. but do they have wordle? strands? connections? you don't even have fucking SUDOKU so i don't want to hear it
when my guitar is in the living room
it knows it isn't played.
my guitar is in the dining room
it sits there- dusted and frayed.
when my guitar is in the bedroom
being touched by an unfamiliar style
or sits alone in solitude
knowing it won't be played
for a very long while.
i hate sitting on the floor it makes me feel so homeschooled
Hi, I'm sorry for reblogging that Octonauts post so much it just hit my autism
u gotta go where the 'tism calls‼️
Every single person studying a language when they recognize the most basic word of the language in a text or a video
"nina simone isn't overrated she was a major 20th century artist" no. you're wrong. she is underrated until every man woman and child on this goddamn earth loves her music
do you think if yuri was trans he would change his name to yaoi
it’s not really a kraken game if john and edzo haven’t had at least one ridiculous side conversation in the first 5 minutes lmfao
not liking most current music artists is NOT a brag it means finding a musician i really like and thinking "oh hey wouldn't it be cool to see them live" and looking up their name only to find out they died 73 years ago
Some furry icon my friend asked me to draw lol
(Not trying to disrespect religion in any way btw)