Worst Way To Make Pasta. Go

I mean, something good came out of it

Oh god. It would have been so unbelievably awful.

Well, the winds of Tumblr clearly knew where to send this!

I think society would be a lot better off if someone had given Ancient Greek philosophers weed instead of hemlock

Ahh! I love these two so goddamn much! 🥹

Dungeon Meshi...AH! Dungeon Meshi!

I have to disagree with you on this one, but I like my eggs firm, even crispy! Soft, runny eggs are awful.

eggs are most delicious when least touched by fire (so poached, sunny side up, etc declining in quality to over easy, hard boiled). this is because fire cleanses the egg of sin (primary source of flavor). this is also why the objectively most delicious egg is soft boiled (hardened purified exterior traps the delicious sin inside the soft gooey interior), and why scrambled eggs are morally ambiguous

Holy fuck, is he serious???

It’s a good little thing. Very nice. Very spook. Very art.

I like this thing a lot

This is so haunting

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