Thecemeterian - Teaspoons

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

Oh god. It would have been so unbelievably awful.

whitepine on my mind

I have to disagree with you on this one, but I like my eggs firm, even crispy! Soft, runny eggs are awful.

eggs are most delicious when least touched by fire (so poached, sunny side up, etc declining in quality to over easy, hard boiled). this is because fire cleanses the egg of sin (primary source of flavor). this is also why the objectively most delicious egg is soft boiled (hardened purified exterior traps the delicious sin inside the soft gooey interior), and why scrambled eggs are morally ambiguous

America has a weird relationship with cults where they’re terrified of small cults (or organizations they think are cults) but completely normalized massive cults that hurt many more people (eg: LDS Church, Jehovah’s Witnesses, the Amish, Scientology, most Megachurches)

Eat them. It’s what they would want

THEY GROUND UP THE TOUDENS

This feels really wholesome

Happy farcille day ✨

these tags are so funnyyyy

Spread the word… and somebody fetch the goddamn scissors!!