Uploading The Video Too Because I Really Need You All To Take In That Over-the-shoulder Pause Before

“influencer” is such a sinister title. it’s got all the menace of “royal adviser” but none of the raw sex appeal.

October will be filled with love.

October will be filled with positivity.

October will be filled with kindness.

October will be filled with happiness.

October will be filled with progress.

October will be filled with blessings.

The introduction of Cinderella’s STEPFAMILY in THE GLASS SLIPPER (1955)

Silk & Starlight

Soft and cool like winter’s first chill; your touch quiets the demon.

Your skin shimmers like twilight’s stars and I know I’ve found my beacon.

I am forever wrapped in your silk and starlight.

-The Crow Queen

Solidarity against kellogs

Me at any minor inconvenience in my life:

Things I like about this decal on a restaurant window: -the insane orange waiter -that he’s carrying his plates in the air like a strongman -the couple looks like this isn’t the first time he’s done this, but it’s easier to just let it happen at this point. -the sign says PASTA as if he’s screaming it like a frankenstein -but he’s holding a plate of an entire chicken and a plate of wine glasses -there’s three wine glasses -one’s for him.