The Desert Was Always Gay

Dustin: When you see him, whatever you do, DON’T FREEZE.

Steve: *rolls his eyes* I won’t.

[Insert badass Vecna ass-kicking scenes here]

Eddie: *saunters up to Steve with his sexy af hair and new bat slung over his shoulders*

Eddie: Hey, pretty boy.

Steve: *chokes* . .. Ed… ..Eddie, hi… .. .

Eddie: *smirks*

Steve: *nearly passes out*

Dustin: *laughing his ass off in the background*

i had to… live laugh love Franchiware

st fandom collecting queer couples be like:

(yeah el is ace because i said so hehe)

Stranger things incorrect quotes pt.1

1. Robin: *petting a cat on her lap* Aren't you the prettiest kitty in the world.

Steve: *walks in* aren't you allergic to cats?

Robin: *petting slowly* maybe.

2. Eddie: Yeah, we're best friends, but I would fuck you if you asked.

Steve: What?

Eddie: What?

Robin: *eating chips in the background* you said you would fuck him if he asked.

3. Robin: Hey, wanna know your gay name?

Nancy: My what?

Robin: Your gay name.

Nancy: ...Sure, what is it?

Robin: It's your name...

Robin: *gets on one knee* and my last name.

Nancy: O-Oh my God.

4. Joyce: Hop, what are you drinking?

Hopper: Tea.

Joyce: Oh, what kind of tea?

Hopper: Tea...quila.

5. Hopper: One day you will be a father.

Steve: Father? I am a father.

Hopper: *sighing* The kids don't count.

Steve: *slams hand on the table* they are MY KIDS.

6. Robin: Are you high?

Eddie: Am I what?

Robin: High.

Eddie: Hello.

7. Eddie: Next question, You're into Robin.

Nancy: That's not a question!

Eddie: So you agree it's a fact.

8. Steve: Admit it, you like Nancy.

Robin: Oh come on,

Robin: I mean, am I attracted to her? Sure.

Robin: Do my days feel better when I'm around her? Sure.

Robin: Does she get me in ways no one ever has? Indubitably.

Robin: Do I fantasize about her? Yes, but only in two positions.

Robin: Am I the type of person who'd do anything for her? Absolutely.

Robin: But do I like her?

Robin: The answer is no.

Steve:

9. Robin: *highlights an entire page of notes*

Steve: Bro, you know you're only supposed to highlight the important ones.

Robin: *highlights Steve's arm*

Steve: Why'd you do that bro?

Robin: Because you're important to me bro.

Steve: B R O

10. Jason: Welcome to the "fuck Eddie Munson" support group where we gather to say a collective "fuck you" to that freak.

Jason: But first let's welcome our newest member.

Steve: *nervously laughing* So uh I may have misunderstood-

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Illi makes the team!!!

Does Gerard way in a cheerleader costume ALREADY exist? Yes. Do I care? No because this is Illi guys pls ik cheerard exist but like hear me outtttttttt

when life gives you lemons you should not make lemonade, in fact you should not make anything with those lemons cause you shouldn't eat food from a stranger

SPIDERBAND !!

available as a print here!

This generator is giving me life in the wake that was the shit show of S4.

Pt 1, 2