Triple Emo… Tremo If You Will

This generator is giving me life in the wake that was the shit show of S4.

Pt 1, 2

This scene ୧⌓̈⃝୨

bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes

Stranger Things + textposts part 2/?

I found it!! It’s by @/favebuck on twitter

Helppp, I found a Paynland au on twitter and I lost it!!! It was a band au not sure who the op is but plssss lord help me find it again I will be eternally grateful

Stranger Things Incorrect Quotes Pt3

Steve, about Eddie: Sometimes I get so caught up on being gay that I forget I’m actually bi.

Nancy: Did it hurt when you fell- Robin: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt- Nancy: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs. Robin: ... Nancy: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

Steve: Hey, can I get a sip of that water? Eddie: It’s not water. Steve: Vodka! I like your sty- Eddie: It’s vinegar. Steve: …What? Eddie: It's vinegar, PUSSY.

Robin: What are you getting Eddie for the holidays? Steve: I don't know. It's kind of hard buying a gift for your husband when they already got everything they could've ever wanted when they married you. So I'm not sure yet. Robin: I'm getting Eddie a divorce lawyer.

Eddie: You believe me? Dustin: Eddie, you’re the last good person on this planet. I‘d believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.

Eddie: I like your new pants! Steve: Thanks, they were 50% off! Eddie: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks* Steve: The store can’t just give away clothes for free. Eddie: That’s… not what I meant. Steve: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Eddie.

Dustin: I was put on this earth to do one thing. Dustin: Luckily I forgot what it was so I can do whatever I want.

Robin: The Ocean is a soup. Steve: Steve: Do elaborate. Robin: What are needed for something to be a soup? Steve: Erm... Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine. Robin: *Tilts head* Steve: The Ocean is a Soup. Robin: The Ocean is a Soup.

(Quotes are from this generator)

y’all gotta stop making psychopaths attractive

CUZ WTF WERE THESE AND WHY AM I ATTRACTED TO THEM

Stranger things incorrect quotes pt.1

1. Robin: *petting a cat on her lap* Aren't you the prettiest kitty in the world.

Steve: *walks in* aren't you allergic to cats?

Robin: *petting slowly* maybe.

2. Eddie: Yeah, we're best friends, but I would fuck you if you asked.

Steve: What?

Eddie: What?

Robin: *eating chips in the background* you said you would fuck him if he asked.

3. Robin: Hey, wanna know your gay name?

Nancy: My what?

Robin: Your gay name.

Nancy: ...Sure, what is it?

Robin: It's your name...

Robin: *gets on one knee* and my last name.

Nancy: O-Oh my God.

4. Joyce: Hop, what are you drinking?

Hopper: Tea.

Joyce: Oh, what kind of tea?

Hopper: Tea...quila.

5. Hopper: One day you will be a father.

Steve: Father? I am a father.

Hopper: *sighing* The kids don't count.

Steve: *slams hand on the table* they are MY KIDS.

6. Robin: Are you high?

Eddie: Am I what?

Robin: High.

Eddie: Hello.

7. Eddie: Next question, You're into Robin.

Nancy: That's not a question!

Eddie: So you agree it's a fact.

8. Steve: Admit it, you like Nancy.

Robin: Oh come on,

Robin: I mean, am I attracted to her? Sure.

Robin: Do my days feel better when I'm around her? Sure.

Robin: Does she get me in ways no one ever has? Indubitably.

Robin: Do I fantasize about her? Yes, but only in two positions.

Robin: Am I the type of person who'd do anything for her? Absolutely.

Robin: But do I like her?

Robin: The answer is no.

Steve:

9. Robin: *highlights an entire page of notes*

Steve: Bro, you know you're only supposed to highlight the important ones.

Robin: *highlights Steve's arm*

Steve: Why'd you do that bro?

Robin: Because you're important to me bro.

Steve: B R O

10. Jason: Welcome to the "fuck Eddie Munson" support group where we gather to say a collective "fuck you" to that freak.

Jason: But first let's welcome our newest member.

Steve: *nervously laughing* So uh I may have misunderstood-