>be me
>tlaloc, god of rain, sun of the third (current) world
>married to xochiquetzal, a goddess of sexuality and all that
>wife seems bothered by all my time as sun rather than at home
>she says its nothing when i ask
>turns out she's cheating on me with tezcatlipoca
>tezcatlipoca invents texting several worlds early to message me about how his ''🅱️arbed 🅱️enis' gets all the 'xochiqussy' now
>spite drought.jpeg
>people keep begging me for rain despite being too depressed for it
>rain of fire.jpeg
>world fucking ends and we need a new sun for the next one
>find new wife who won't cheat on me with tezcatlipoca and is sun of next world
>our daughter comes home one day with her new boyfriend
>it's tezcatlipoca
I looked it up because I couldn’t remember if I knew off the top of my head
W-
Why is safe search on
- Us being based on an "inky cap" mushroom
- Shrike being a squid, an animal known for producing ink
- "Ink Stations"
- Agent K being pure black, possibly named after the K in CMYK
So many references to ink! But surely this is a worldbuilding element not related to the five sun theory whatsoever! It's not like there's an Aztec god of ink or something
...
Do you want us to stab dictators like what
Eats you
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i stayed up until after midnight in my timezone just for him to be honest
speaking of renfield. I GOT THE DRACULA VERSION ILLUSTRATED BY BECKY CLOONAN IN THE MAIL YESTERDAY AND HER ILLUSTRATIONS ARE SO COOL
kyaaaaaaa!! >/////<
ill add renfields first mention to this post when i get it in the mail tomorrow!! :3
Wait I didn’t see this
Oh yeah, Tlaloc and Chalchiuhtlicue are considered to be Tecciztecatl's parents! (page 622)
HOKY SHIT I ACTUALLY FINISHED A PROJECT also my effort on each drawing was directly proportional to how much igaf
Anyways I’m not sure if this counts as angst but LOOK PAPA TLALOC
Whoops I haven’t drawn in forever
Plannin on making some lil homemade plushies cause I got extra felt
(Designs belong to Louise Fogerty since I love her designs)
This brings me pain. You’ve pained me.
happy april fools day gang
a while ago i somehow fooled someone by this stupid ass wikipedia edit
Lowkey there have been times where I felt so ill and I was forced to sit outside for ten minutes and immediately felt better after stewing. I am a plant. Photosynthesis.
This is the Aztec god Nanahuatzin. He sacrificed himself in a fire so that the world would have a sun and humanity could live. However, there is a problem. More and more humans are spending less time in the sun to spend more time at work and in school. In some places, people spend the whole day without seeing the light of the sun because they are busy working! This makes Nanahuatzin very sad because it means his sacrifice was in vain. Please cheer him up by quitting your job and/or classes to spend more time in his radiant light.
My name is Caly!She/they/itAutistic Nonbinary and OmnisexualProship DNI
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