I Have A Collection.

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This 7′’ Clown Cat can be won through a naming contest this month over on my Patreon! (Open to all current and new $6 ‘’jester jackpot’’ tier patrons until February 27th, with up to two entries allowed per person)

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I don’t care what y’all say he is LITTERLY so fucking fine

Name him

quick silly thing

I swear to good I have been lackin so fucking bad I keep forgetting more and more shit and mixing up shit especially people’s birthdays cuz I got like three friends who have had their birthdays in the past month or two and I fucking forgot.

Like of course I’m gonna draw them all something but like school has just been up my ass, they had a meeting with my fucking mom today and I kid you not my counselors where lieing about shit to try and get me in trouble with my mom but even my moms knows I wouldn’t be doin the shit they said I did 💀💀💀

THEY REALLY SAID IM SKIPPING EVERY CLASS TO GO HANG OUT WITH FRIENDS. BITCH I DONT HAVE FRIENDS IN THE SCHOOL, WHO THE FUCK DID YOU SEE ME WITH, A GHOST??? HHWHSHSHEHHWHWNNANW

Bruh and and with like my ADHD and autism I focuse better when I’m drawing, it keeps me stimulated. But when I’m just sitting there I kinda start to freak out and have super fucking bad anxiety. I think I may have a anxiety disorder or something but I would have to go to the doctors or whatever to see if I do. But all I know is that I am going to have to get meds to take when I get a job because if y’all don’t know my social anxiety is fucking crazy to the point where I have broke down into tears in public. Like I feel scared around people I don’t know. And I wish I didn’t. I wish I didn’t feel like this towards people and I wish I could just be normal for 5 minutes without freaking out.

Yet my teachers say all of that is just a excuse to draw 💀 LIKE NO I LITTERLY LISTEN WHEN IM DRAWING. I BET YOU I CAN NAME EVERYTHING THAT IS HAPPENING IN THE BOOK RIGHT NOW IN MY ENGLISH CLASS AND HOW TO DO TAXES IN MY ECONOMICS CLASS AND EVERY OTHER STUDENT WONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IM TALKIN ABOUT, PFTT AND THEY THINK I DONT LISTEN. I swear to god they all clowns. They are all just says people who find joy in causing people like me sadness, and it’s sad to see that they think they need to be a dick to students in order to feel happiness. I bet their children hate them and they get no attention from their sad husbands and or wives who are forces to be with them for the rest of their life. Because they don’t wanna get divorced, haha they don’t wanna loose money :2 Like holy shit I hate myself too, I’m unhappy. But like you don’t gotta go out and beat down your students just to feel happy. Maybe get a divorce. Maybe pick a different job if ya hate teens so much (I mean I’m not a teen but you know what I mean) YOUNGE ADULT.

Sorry for once again ranting I just think the New York schooling system is fucked and I would rather drop dead then step a foot in school if it meant not having to deal with the shit I have to put up with ever day when I walk in there. When I graduate this year I’m going to fucking go crazy. I swear imma have the best night of my life. AND IMMA LAUGH AT ALL THOSE BITCHES WHO FUCKED ME OVER AND BE LIKE HAHAH DICK NIPS HEHEHHEHEHHE.

I’m sorry I’m tired I will stop now hehdhhshwh

Haven’t posted in awhile so I thought I would post a fella I made not to long ago.

He is a ice dragon fella with no name yet. His only personality trait is cocky ass dragon who has a massive hoard of those SpongeBob pops people ate as kids. He loves those things. He lives in a ice cave so they always stay ice cold. The last couple of photos where in a white board I did with a friend of mine

He isn’t warm in the slightest. Like even his tongue, mouth and belly are cold as all hell. His fur is ice cold. EVERYTHING IS COLD. Only thing warm about him is his heart, cuz he loves you. And would gladly give you a SpongeBob pop to make your day just a little bit better

Vr chat funnies but I added sound effects

Splat

stuffing sequence commission for twitter user Rem_Phase02 ! Fever is normally called on to hook someone up with a slightly different type of tummy, but first thing’s first - she knows how to treat a potential future host for her parasitic wyrm larvae

Need extra caution when going to the bathroom