Yearning For The Day When People Stop Creating Annoying Low-effort Gimmick Blogs

What would y’all do if you found a borrower / tiny in your house / room. My guess would be shock followed by immediate cute aggression. You are illegally small, just wanna gobble them up or hold them. Once and IF it (the cute aggression) passes, like befriend them maybe.

I am too distracted by their cuteness to literally even think.

As I’ve been considering possible alt accounts

Been considering it, might post some dragon pilot stuff or other stuff. It is entirely possible that I forget that it exists btw.

It’s strangely cute, and I love it.

Yall, I dont think I've seen anyone else talk about this- but fullbody mouth/tum? Idk, the mouth is also the preds stomach? And the mouth is throughout the preds whole body?

Ima draw some visuals here ->

And it kinda is throughout the whole body ->

Those are both horrible drawings explaining it- but omg, just some of the stuff about this!!

Just how cool it'd feel having someone right under your skin, and not just in a specific spot. It'd be throughout every piece of you.

And If you need to quickly hide someone? It would take very little time to shove them in your mouth, then boom! Hidden!

Also, if the prey moves, then ->

1. You get to feel the prey pressing up against you, wherever they're trying to move.

2. They may be able to move that part of you too, like if they try to bend their arm, your arm may bend too.

And!!! For those who like to sit and taste the prey, then they wouldn't have to stop since the tongue is also in the tum!!!!

Just- aaaaa.

Slimy kith

Tummy is just laying down and having your friend wrap their arms around you

But instead of their arms it's their entire body and you can more easily hear their breathing and heartbeat

Life as a tiny in giants home, on your own, is just maddening.

Unlike the giant it’s not easy to traverse the house. One simple journey to do/go anything/anywhere becomes you ‘Frodo travels to Mordor’. You have climb up a purely vertical mountain (a countertop) then trek across something that may be todays shopping that someone, not saying who, forgot to put away. It takes so long to get where you need to be that you’ve likely forgot what on earth you were doing. So, you leave — back down the mountain — to do something else and then you remember what you were trying to do. Rinse and repeat leaving having done 1 USELESS thing in the span of like 6 hours. You’d get incredibly fit though, as all you’ve done is climbing up and down a countertop for hours.

If I were that tiny; NAH, I’m waiting for you to get home cuz I am not climbing up mount doom just for a wee snack!

I wanna nom my friends so bad, it could be a lil secret too.

One things that I don’t even know if gets talked about as much as it should but it’s pretty much ‘snail on car’ vibes.

So ya know that tinies generally move slower then there giant counterparts, meaning that when they travel on there shoulder or something is generally a lot ‘windier’. I just imagine just a tiny feeling like being a snail on a car (vroom) or it hecken wimdy.

I’m gonna change my rules for fatal vore

No longer a DNI, as it’s interesting for storytelling. However if your content is too much then I’ll block. NOT PERSONAL just for my feed

Funky vore rant post

Idk if it’s just me or like they actually like vore.

Nearly every time (~35/40) a vore scene appears they comment/joke about it with similar phrasing & frequency to how I would comment/talk about vore to y’all. It’s too often to make me think that they don’t.

How the fuck do I manage this, for the better of us both.