Latest Posts by thedysfunctionalautism - Page 7

Good writing is like cocaine, I will snort that shit up.

Doesn’t matter if if the movie/show is shitpost incarnate or fairly serious, I will snort it.

You could even imagine a wee gif.

A pile of cocaine (flour) sits in front of me, With the text “GOOD WRITING” overlaying it.

I proceed to snort the powder, like I’m desperately trying to keep in the snot whilst having a cold.

The scene cuts, then re-emerges

I proceed to have a massive coughing fit, whilst dearly regretting my decision.

I’m sorry Miku fans, but

Teto > Miku

tumby > bed

Change my mind

Narratively interesting traits, like the petrified preds I posted about the other day, but for prey is actually hard. What thingamabob would add to the scenerio with certain vibes?

Preds are easy, most if not all are pred-centric. Which makes adding unique traits to them, much simpler. But prey-centric stuff is so hard.

Like the only I could one’s that might be is healer prey, do a little swicheroo. That could be neat.

Anyways, I will devote more thought to this

Are you limited to one blorbo per show? If not, can I must buy more blorbo slots?

I blame ‘ The click’ (aka the strangely attractive swede) for my conversion to tumblr-ism.

I once was like “I must study these funny little tumblr-ino’s”. To getting the app, and…

*insert Sméagol impression* “Precious, lovely precious”

I will never leave not even if god commanded it.

I used to say to think “ why, so do we have so much romantic nonsense!” (Halfy, because I didn’t care much for it my end either (romantic platonic…)) to: GIMME GIMME GIMME! ME MUST HAVE IT!

Serious post & kinda rant

TW: mental health & maybe illness

One of my very frequent problems I have is something I can’t really explain in its entirety, because words feel too strict, nor do I understand it. The way i interpret reality feels very loose, as it’s difficult to discern what is and is not real, usually since I am pretty much seeing and hearing people, but not people, that aren’t there, other things too but I can’t find the words. Generally, after much introspection, they seem to happen more episodal, I find during these ‘episodes’ I am believing things that aren’t grounded in reality and are frankly absurd and ineffable. And, my mind feels like it contorting or being stirred during them Though, they tend to vanish once they are over.

Strangely, I think —I’m not at all sure though, so some skepticism is warranted— that minimising the amount of sensory information (light, sound etcetera) are minimising the non-episodal hallucinations. Saying that my senses aren’t entirely distinct anyways (probable synesthesia), and overlap a lot.

This has been a constant for my entire life (as much as I can remember at least). I have needed to remind myself that I’m not schizo (-phrenic / -affective) to stop me feeling like I’m crazy.

Anyways, to the point, does anyone relate? And where would it get me if i attempted to find some label, diagonsis, So I can understand wtf this is?

I would also like to state I mean no insult to people who have schizophrenia, schizoaffective disorders or anything similar. All i seek is some guidance from the void, about their own personal experiences.

I might of missed of some things, since I am only a few months to more dedicated introspection on this.

That is all.

I’m turning 19 soon

This is not a cause for celebration, this is a warning.

I’m gonna expand on my previous post. Cuz i liked one of the scenarios and me want more. So expect that eventually

I get overwhelmed all the time that people will hate me and that I'm so weird and different and I like things that people think are gross or awkward

And then I remember

Why should I care?

I shouldn't care if people like me or not. I love me.

I might be alone, but I'm not lonely, and that's a big difference. I've learned to be happy with being different.

So should you. <3

One swwh/vore etc concept that I find quite interesting is: petrified pred’s.

Like imagine a *insert word here* prey that exploring what they think is giant statue, maybe posing in the mouth pretending they’re scared or maybe chilling on their lips or smth. Then they wake up and either spit them out or swallow them. Maybe smth like this happens:

Giant: “you know you really shouldn’t be crawling into people’s mouths” said with mild irritation

Tiny: “well… I… uhhh….” With a mix of shock and horror in their voice

Giant: “how about I put you down and give you a chance to collect your thoughts, hmm?” Spoke calmly

Tiny: “yeah, *gasps* that *gasps* sounds *gasps* good”

Blah de blah. Or alternatively:

Giant: “ god, what in the fuck, did I just swallow?” They said with confused frustration

Tiny: “That was me! You idiot!” They yelled muffledly

Giant: “oh, so you’re the little thing that I…wait. WHY WERE YOU THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE?”

Tiny: “I like to… CAN YOU PLEASE SPIT ME OUT FIRST, I’M KIND OF PANICKING HERE!”

Devolves into confused muffled shouting.

I love these kinds of scenarios, they’re so…. Ya know

That’s not the case, cuz that wasn’t the reason. Anyways, it would be a woman, cuz trust issues.

A while ago, semi-soon after I discovered that vore existed, something happened which caught me mad off guard. Although it was quick, it went:

Mum - “what would you want to get eaten by?”

Me - *internal screaming* followed by

“I don’t know, why?!”

Mum - “[elaborates]”

Me - *internally phew-es*

One thing that I find quite funny about being a prey is that you can make frankly absurd analogies that are completely true.

“I’d rather be eaten alive then [insert thing here] “

A while ago, semi-soon after I discovered that vore existed, something happened which caught me mad off guard. Although it was quick, it went:

Mum - “what would you want to get eaten by?”

Me - *internal screaming* followed by

“I don’t know, why?!”

Mum - “[elaborates]”

Me - *internally phew-es*

I know understand, what people meant by having a character stuck in your head, I had a Laios type reaction to Sebastian (Seb). That fish has merged with my consciousness, I’m afraid he won’t leave.

One of the pains in being long (tall) is that it’s hard to find a seat that you can swing your legs.

Morale of the story: be smol / smol-ness is underrated.

“Just” seen a play through of ‘mouthwashing’, props to the devs, made a FUCKING masterpiece.

Funny meme idea:

So ya know when the prey gets nommed, nearly escapes, then re-nommed, I feel like the audio: “I’M BACK IN THE BUILDING AGAIN” would work so well.

Rant

One opinion that I’ve heard, does “slightly” pee me off; all vore is sexual. This feels like projection and is quite frankly a dumb premise. It’s like stating that all beach selfies are just porn, just because you, yourself, consume it as such. This itself is another rant. This is obviously false, they — not just beach selfies, but all “content” — are just an expression of author, artist etc. and focus on their feelings. Plus, I believe, through exposure, that there are no limits to human “creativity” in how they cope with problems, so why on earth does something that you find to be porn, mean that others enjoy it in the same way. It annoys me so much. although, saying that I hope they change their mind, since I delusion-ally believe in best in others.

Preds, If your prey is being a little rascal, I propose a solution: Nom em. Whether or not that helps, I certainly can’t help you there.

- a prey

It’s nomming time

It’s basically identical isn’t it?

TW : vore mention

Since one of my favourite tropes (at least I think that the word) is healing vore, and I was imagining some and then it came to me; medic-vore. So basically, you have a medic but instead of doing the normal schmuck, they vore em. Plus it’s protection vore (one of my fav).

The original scenario that inspired me to make this post goes like this: a pred were voring his prey friends, and one of the prey friends realise their injuries healed much quicker, then through curiosity and caution realised that the stomach fluids had exceptional healing properties. They cooperatively thought that this could help many people, although vore was a little taboo but not highly discriminated or illegal , and was done in some societies. So after much deliberation on how this were to be done they spread the word through these societies. So after the word grew, people curiously and cautiously wanted to verify these rumours, and all were true. So the word grew more and more… blah blah blah you get the idea, has some potential no?

(If you want me to finish just say)

TLDR : medic vore?

Bold of you to assume I read, but no I haven’t read it.

TW : vore mention

Since one of my favourite tropes (at least I think that the word) is healing vore, and I was imagining some and then it came to me; medic-vore. So basically, you have a medic but instead of doing the normal schmuck, they vore em. Plus it’s protection vore (one of my fav).

The original scenario that inspired me to make this post goes like this: a pred were voring his prey friends, and one of the prey friends realise their injuries healed much quicker, then through curiosity and caution realised that the stomach fluids had exceptional healing properties. They cooperatively thought that this could help many people, although vore was a little taboo but not highly discriminated or illegal , and was done in some societies. So after much deliberation on how this were to be done they spread the word through these societies. So after the word grew, people curiously and cautiously wanted to verify these rumours, and all were true. So the word grew more and more… blah blah blah you get the idea, has some potential no?

(If you want me to finish just say)

TLDR : medic vore?

While I was on holiday in York (UK) in the tourist-y part (Harry Potter) I saw Kagamine Len, my day was made the moment I saw em. The only other thing that compared was a tasty Borgor.

Excluding many, I have two moods

“Eat me! Please, I beg you” / “your tummy looks so comfy, I want in.”

Or

“You look soo delicious, I could just eat you up”

One of the appeals to me for being nommed, is being somewhere truly safe with someone that matters to me and knowing that as long as I am tucked away, no-one can hurt me. Plus it’s essentially an upgrade to the bed; it’s warm, you won’t get flash-banged by the sun the moment you wake up, soothing noises, it’s cozy. It can also goes for the other way round, cuz I want and will keep the people dearest to me safe, and their somewhere nice and comfy.

The Vore-tionary

Vore - the nomming community/ies

NSFW vore - for sexual enjoyment

SFW vore - for non-sexual enjoyment

Pred - The one who noms

Prey - The one who gets nommed

Soft vore - Prey gets swallowed whole

Hard vore - prey gets the gorier entrance/exit

Safe vore - prey remains unharmed

Fatal vore - prey stays dead

Oral vore - down the hatch they go

Anal vore - takes the other route

Protective vore - preys stays safe in the pred

Healing vore - pred’s internals heals the prey

Fandom vore - vore of characters from a fandom

Reformation - prey does a Jesus Christ

Common pred’s : mermaids, humans, OC’s, naga’s/lamia’s, etc.

Fandom vore tags :

P.s. fandom vore names are non-standardised, so it’ll be hard to find any, I will add any that I do find btw.

Maw pic (WIP)

Here some vore art (concept art for voresona)

Cool

I’m have a question I’d like to ask if this is just me.

Reverse craving - a desire to be nommed.