Hey Warhammer Queers, Just A Heads Up There's An Account Going Through Posts And Telling Queers To Kill

The Game, of course.

You don't want to lose The Game, do you?

I was going to look up the raven equivalent to "duckling" to make a pun on The Ugly Duckling, but apparently that's just "chick", and that doesn't work as well.

Need a fanfiction where a Night lord Neophyte spend the Horus heresy in stasis, for whatever reason, and is then found and adopted by a few Raven guard as their own,

just imagine the angst potential,

They look relatively alike, because their Primarchs looked a lot alike, but the Night lord is very well aware that he is basically a rotten version of those that call him brother now, he may look like them, but he is not like them.

call that shit: "A bat in the Raven's nest" or sum

Why can’t real life cities be 10 mile tall gothic metropolises with red and black and skulls and statues of weeping saints everywhere

Something monat-based would be pretty cool.

Saw some people suggesting Tau as an antagonist faction for one of the Titus Space Marine games.

It would not happen for various reasons, but most importantly is that I don't think the average gamer would tolerate their player-character getting bisected by a rail-rifle from across the map, geneseed and blood splattered upon stone, Repeatedly.

...

We need a new Fire Warrior game where you can bisect Marines (Loyalist or Chaos) with all manner of Tau weapons.

Superiority complex?

No, it's actually quite simple.

Also here is this as my final contribution to fandom for today.

You will never escape. (Okay, well, that's not entirely true. You might be able to if you look hard enough.

i hate it when people are writing a long ass thing and start a parenthetical aside and forget to close parentheses it makes me feel like i cant escape from the sentence

Sure, go ahead.

I swear, if I hear *one more person* simplify fulgrim to just "yassss queen slay" I am going to break something. He's such an interesting, tragic and relatable character and I wish people didn't simplify him to "haha pretty boy".

Abolish Tesla.

Oh definitely. He worked 12-hour shifts in a factory growing up. He's made sure his personal spaces are places where he can just flop down anywhere. You could be in fully sealed power armor, but the minute you sit down on one of those sofas, you're going to be fast asleep and get the best rest you've gotten in years.

I headcannon Fulgrim to have an insanely comfortable room, with plush sofas and all that. Like if you make the mistake of sitting down in his quarters for even a few seconds you WILL fall asleep, that happened to several of his brothers repeatedly, they sat down on a sofa and emerged eight hours later like a cat from a weighted blanket.

ferrus especially hates it when that happens.