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The woman's face in the elvish version!

Hey guys, I’M NOT DEAD! There is already a whole bunch of cool Altaria crossbreeds/variations out there, but I couldn’t resist adding my own interpretations (though I do admit that I went a little over the top with some of these lmao). I hope these lil guys make up for my long absence!

three lizards and a birb

So you're saying to help the world grow greener, we should murder and hide the bodies? Maybe the tree-huggers are onto something!

With Teeth

She sunk her teeth into me. When she left she took that part.