Will Wood Was Right, It’s Fucking Awful Out Here Socrates

went to the will wood concert yesterday and was standing in the merch line and someone behind me is like "excuse me sorry sorry sorry can i squeeze through here im so sorry" and i turn around and. it's will wood himself. carrying the BIGGEST charcuterie board i have ever seen

Pencil sketch of Fatz sitting and playing the keyboard

Yet another photo of Gooseberry!

I promise I’ll post updates about Tumbleweed when I get home, Gooseberry is the only Furb I brought on vacation with me.

Loud Lime tutorial

so everyone really likes Loud Lime, my Furby I made in response to the huge influx of people enjoying the Juicy Grape and Tart Tangerine models. Here is how I did it.

Need:

water

acrylic paint

a cup or something to put paint in

another cup for more paint

a clean toothbrush

lots of paper towels

a hair drier (this is recommended but not that important, it just dries the paint faster)

a clean, flat workstation like a table

most importantly, a Furby!

so how I did mine was I took this:

a standard Tuxedo Furby

make a dime sized spot of paint in your paint cup

pour two tablespoons of water into the paint cup

stir it with something until it looks like you’ve got a whole cup of the color paint you poured in

ok and then dip the paintbrush in the mixture

*make sure to wiggle the extra paint off, drip drop it back into the cup*

>>>> brush brush brush! where you want the color to be, scrub scrub scrub at the area until Furby has a completely new fur color and no white fur is left

after the scrubbing, review your work; is there….

spots that aren’t colored in?

globs of paint in one area of fur?

paint where where shouldn’t be?

that’s okay because the next step involves gently patting your Furby’s fur with paper towels

get the extra paint off, so it isn’t all wet, should just be a lighter version of the full color you want

hair drier it for 5 minutes while brushing it with a comb/cat brush/brush

OR: wait for like 10-15 minutes. occasionally check to see if the fur is still soft and the texture feels good. brush your furbs fur!

step #3: once your Furby is dry, repeat everything i just told you to do.

>for the ears, just brush a thin layer of paint over the pink, it’s the easiest part

step #4: the faceplate

i used q-tips, those cotton swab on a stick things & dipped them in just regular paint to paint on the faceplate and eyelids. it wasn’t easy.

enjoy your Furby

i hope this helped lol

This is what furby hunting on eBay feels like

Eyes.

I'm back hello. Read my children to sleep tonight.

Thank you to everyone who informed me that hair needs to be washed multiple times in one shower, My hair hasn’t felt smooth in like…maybe years. I can run my fingers through it without it getting stuck and it doesn’t feel as heavy on my neck. This is great. Why did no one ever tell me this before?

I painted some freckles for Tumbleweed!

Happy (late) 23rd birthday to my very first Furby, Homefry!