Little Chef Bacon Snoozin’ On Freshly Sliced Bread 🍞

fuck. me and my 9 roommates were at the pound voting on which cat to get. each of us cast our ballot for a different cat, except that two of us voted for the rabid horse so I guess that's who we're bringing home today

i was amazed that this japanese twitter user has figured out 2005 beak repair! (link to OP & original post) they explained in another comment that they use silicone rubber used for sealing/repairing bathroom tiles for the beak! this is all just google translate, but i feel this is REALLY valuable bc ive never seen such a simple but effective way to repair these beaks. details below:

seriously need to test this... this is HUGE

Nervous Wreck

Rolfe is being called up on stage to give a speech about his career as a part time comedian at ShowBiz Pizza Place. Little do the audience know, he’s been making it ALL up!!?

call me a jt furby the way my joints are loud af and i dont workkkk

i love the rockafire tumblr So Much. because the source material can be so Problematic at times and the creator is a huge racist homophobic everythingthatlivesphobic asshole, and yet when you go on tumblr -- everyone headcanons the animatronics as leftist plus sized queer neurodivergent poc and i think that's beautiful

 let’s stop furby inflation

recently, I’ve noticed people selling normal Furbys for over $100 contributing to the trend that Furbies are very rare in any condition and are worth hundreds of dollars I’m sorry but your old crusty, dusty smelly Furby sitting in your basement is not hidden gem at most. It’s probably $30. this is a PSA to all the middle-aged women selling their Furbies for hundreds of dollars on Facebook marketplace 

Here are some prices that are good but just remember if your Furby is in rough condition, it’s probably gonna be lower things like a missing tag or missing, eyelash or not working can contribute to them being lower

update I made some propaganda posters feel free to upload these wherever you want

Showroom Certified, a for-charity animatronics fanzine, is finally open for pre-orders! For the unfamiliar, a zine is essentially a collaborative art book- our zine features 18 pages of art and a plethora of merch available for purchase from 27 total artists! All profits made from the zine will be donated to the Trevor Project.

Preorders for the zine will only be open for one week, so get one and tell your friends about it before it's too late! You'll be getting some cool art and benefiting charity while you're at it :]

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It's hard being a single father with so many mouths to feed 😪

What a silly little critter