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I like humans sometimes

Apparently there was some kind of race scheduled at a local park or something so I've been trying to avoid the main trail but a little while ago when I had to cross near it I overheard the following shouted exchange

Higher feminine voice: woo, look at you go! You're jogging! Keep it up!

Lower masculine voice (panting): you know it! Last place is still a place, baby!

And goddamn if that didn't rewire my brain a little bit.

Last place is still a place, baby.

You know, sometimes I look at the mess that is Tumbler, only running on spare refrigerator power that is found in the staff storage area and wonder.. How the hell did I get here?? This is not my of account since I lost it but like, can someone explain why this whole site is run by 3 raccoons and 6 cockroaches and somehow works fine??

Femboys

No, malewives

Sonic obliviousness is mostly harmless... Until mixed with Omega's blatant honestly

shadow is a gay parrot: the comic

(Y'ALL I HAVE NO CLUE HOW TO TITLE THIS I'M SORRY LMAO)

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