Theghostofacookie - Theghostcookie

I LOVE SPELLS AND I LOVE TO FUCK

GOTTA SLEEPING CAP ON AND IM IN MY TRUCK

WORK ALL DAY JUST EARNING CENTS

CROSS ME AGAIN AND YOULL GET BENTS

“WIZARD’S RAP!”

The tiktok-ification of tumblr is just 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

the ‘uh oh you found the toothpaste’ meme but its the g-man from half-life

“seems, like you’ve found the toothpaste, dr. freeman. now let’s get this clear, gordon. i, can brush, my teeth, all by myself. hmm?”

*gravity gun violence*

The etymology of the interjection pog is so insane like:

1. People are saying "pog" because there is a twitch emote named pogchamp

2. It's called pogchamp because the face of the emote is this guy:

3. who is a youtuber and streetfighter player who made this face on a video because of a production mishap and later won a competition of the game Pog for which he made a video titled "Pog Championship" that featured this face

4. Pog is a game also referred to as "milk caps" where you stack disks and slam your disks into your opponent's stack to disrupt them. They look like this:

5. The game is called pog because it is commonly played with novelty bottle caps from a drink also called POG

6. The drink is called POG because it's an initialism for its ingredients passion fruit, orange, and guava

7. Passion fruit is native to South America and got its name because Portuguese missionaries used its five-part shape as an allegory for Jesus's stigmata to explain the crucifixion of Christ to the Brazilian natives

8. The word passion comes from the Latin patior which means "I suffer" in reference to the suffering of Christ on the cross

9. The Indo-European root of patior has been reconstructed as *peh- "to hurt" which is cognate with English fiend

glorious without context

good juice

had some good juice

Wretched voice in my head telling me to make an absurdly complicated tactical TTRPG where every character class is managing multiple unique mechanics and juggling four or more resources. Ideally every class takes over ten hours to, like, figure out, and very few of the skills learned transfer from class to class. They should all be capable of immense bullshit if you can figure out how they do what they do and how to optimize your turn structures. The things keeping me from doing this are twofold:

It would take a long long long time to make

It would fucking suck to play

“Public libraries are such important, lovely places!” Yes but do you GO there. Do you STUDY there. Do you meet friends and get coffee there. Do you borrow the FREE, ZERO SUBSCRIPTION, ZERO TRACKING books, audiobooks, ebooks, and films. Have you checked out their events and schemes. Do you sign up for the low cost courses in ASL or knitting or programming or writing your CV that they probably run. Do you know they probably have myriad of schemes to help low income families. Do you hire their low cost rooms if you need them. Have you joined their social groups. Do you use the FREE COMPUTERS. Do you even know what your library is trying to offer you. Listen, the library shouldn’t just exist for you as a nice idea. That’s why more libraries shut every year

I think they should make a fighting game where all of the characters are from the public domain