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Caretaker catching Whumpee gently by the shoulders and drawing them close as they start to doze off on their feet. Whumpee melting into their touch, head dipping forward to rest against Caretaker’s shoulder.

I...tried to make a meme and got carried away and made A Thing that is like partially unfinished because i spent like 3 hours on it and then got tired.

I think this is mostly scientifically accurate but truth be told, there seems to be relatively little research on succession in regards to lawns specifically (as opposed to like, pastures). I am not exaggerating how bad they are for biodiversity though—recent research has referred to them as "ecological deserts."

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Here is a free pdf of the players handbook

Here is a free pdf of xanathars guide to everything

Here is a free pdf to monsters manual

Here is a free pdf to tashas cauldron of everything

Here is a free pdf to dungeon master’s guide

Here is a free pdf to volo’s guide to monsters

Here is a free pdf of mordenkainen’s tomb of foes

For all your dnd purposes

Thinking about a duct tape wizard

neurodivergent culture is reading a book in English class and everyone having a completely different interpretation than you

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The Mystic Pool, a set of certified bangers from Jon over at the Dungeonmapster discord. He does beautiful work!

The whole “make a monster version of a regular animal by prefixing its name with a scary word” bit doesn’t really work with birds because bird names are just Like That. Tell me I’m going up against a blood horse and I’ll grant that this would probably scare me, but a blood raven, well, that’s just a guy. I am 100% prepared to believe there’s an actual bird species by that name.

this one goes out to all the gay people which i have not kissed yet. i am coming. i am rapidly approaching your location

PSA very important announcement

so many brands are migrating back to tumblr and everyone has been doing their civic duty to block them, but some people feel like it’s not happening fast enough en masse.

WELL HAVE NO FEAR,

there is a very helpful  blog known as:

https://brand-directory.tumblr.com/

-that has carefully ordered and linked every single brand that migrated or was already on tumblr so you can open link in a new tab and block them en masse

REMINDER TO ABSOLUTELY NEVER INTERACT WITH BRAND BLOGS, EVEN IF YOU HAVE THE MOST OBLITERATING THING THAT COULD POSSIBLY BE SAID TO THEM, remember these blogs are run by workers and their content will likely never be seen by anyone who could make any meaningful change in the company (sorry interns) and notes will translate to more eyes on the brand.

a corporation cannot feel insulted, an employee can, and in corporate eyes any press is good press, DO NOT GIVE THEM NOTES, yes even the brands you like, if i can block sonic the hedgehog you can do it too

after you’re done blocking everything i highly recommend following to stay updated on what brands are on tumblr.

and while i usually don’t beg for notes cause i like not getting my inbox flooded but i would greatly appreciate if you reblog or better yet, share this post, don’t like it, that wont help anything and the note flood will drive my anxiety.

do not let this website turn into another guerrilla marketing playground for corporations, and here’s hoping for the best.

yes labeling gideon the ninth as Enemies to Lovers is potentially misleading but Enemies to Mutually Self-Sacrificing Homoerotic Non-Consummated-Wives is not a pre-existing trope category that can be marketed and you should perhaps be warned that they do very much want eachother ground into toothpaste at the beginning of the book