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greek mythology ↣ main gods
Adam + running his hand through his hair (requested by @nerdyfactsheartbroken)
ben is so fuckin extra
entelecheia — in the philosophy of Aristotle, the condition of a thing whose essence is fully realized [x]
“This is your daily, friendly reminder to use commas instead of periods during the dialogue of your story,” she said with a smile.
And I need to be with her.
Fucking hell, you’re so beautiful.
It’s coming.
Brace yourselves.
be the verse online | on twitter | on facebook
follow for updates. (yes. we’re doing this. this is a thing.)
also follow @rad-braybury @r-e-a-l-m-a-t-h @likeadove and @vanta-gold because we’re going to be screaming about it forever.
Grace and Megs (6/5 9:02PM CT, Austin, TX)
Is it just me or is the 19th century Russian monk in this painting very attractive?
Chris Evans on Anxiety and Depression - Evolve by Lindsey
So I have to ask… What on earth made you feel so insecure that you felt the need to trash an innocent sophomore girl like that to keep your dignity? You know what? I bet I can guess. Your parents never loved you enough? Mommy never hung your artwork on the fridge? Daddy doesn’t come to your games? No, you didn’t grow enough hair on your dick in middle school and you were bullied for it. Whatever it is… I suggest you get over it.
how to be a donna tartt character
wear old-fashioned clothes in all black or all white, odd glasses are a bonus
have weird nicknames with your friends and only refer to each other by them
intellectualism™ is important. make sure everyone knows that you love homer more than them
moral ambiguity is slightly more important. wanna scam people with fake antiques? wanna murder a friend? wanna steal your stepmom’s dog and drugs and run away across america? wanna semi-accidentally steal a painting and worry about it for years? wanna get into an ecstatic state and murder some random farmer? no time like the present
speak a few languages, preferably dead ones or russian
embrace your angst. amplify your angst. worry
consume copious amounts of substances. smoke, develop a drug problem, get sick drinking as often as possible
forget having actual romantic relationships with people, instead opt for romanticizing someone and obsessing over them and then confessing your love unsuccessfully or being totally gay for your best friend and then denying it later when they try to bring it up
But even that day, there on the porch, with C h a r l e s beside me and the smell of wood smoke in the air, it had the quality of a memory; there it was, before my eyes, and yet too beautiful to believe.
my mind is living on cloud nine & this nine is never on vacation
art
Since trc is officially becoming a television show, here’s my take on “If The Raven Cycle was a Netflix series”.
Prompt List of Sarcasm
“Well, what can I say? I’m a badass.”
“Define normal.”
“Do I get bonus points if I act like I care?”
“Just remember if we get caught, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English.”
“Don’t look for any redeeming qualities. I don’t have any.”
“It’s amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.”
“I love you. You enormously stubborn pain in the ass.”
“And you wonder why you’re still single.”
“Remind me to kill you. Please.”
“I’m listening to you. I’m just not paying attention.”
“That’s a little melodramatic, don’t you think?”
“Were you dropped on your head?”
“She’s crazy. And just when you think you’ve reached the bottom of her craziness, there’s a crazy underground garage.”
“She may seem like lollipops and rainbows but I bet behind close doors she’s latex and whips.”
“If my day gets any worse, I’m asking hell if they’re having an exchange program.”
“Sorry. I don’t speak skank.”
“If I survive, can I go home?”
“My middle finger salutes you.”
“This is a whole new level of moronic, even for you.”
“I don’t think I could ever stab someone. I mean, let’s be honest. I can barely get the straw in the Capri Sun.”
“I don’t have enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel.”
“Insanity run in my family. It practically gallops.”
“Oh darling. Go buy a brain.”
“Somebody’s cranky.” “Somebody needs to shut up.”
“Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.”
“All due respect, but that’s a bunch of crap.”
“I am one of the few people in the world who can murder you and leave no forensic evidence behind.”
“Excuse me. I have to go make a scene.”
“What did I tell you about calling her/him the devil?” “That it’s offensive to the devil?”
“I heard that!” “You were supposed to!”
“I need therapy after this.”
“You didn’t get in trouble for lying. You got in trouble for lying badly.”
“I’m not weird. I am limited edition.”
“I turned out liking you a lot more that I originally planned.”
“I think you’re weird.” “I think you’re boring.”
“If history repeats itself, I am so getting a dinosaur.”
“You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?”
“I’m afraid I’ve been thinking…” “A dangerous pastime.”
“I’d explain it to you, but you’re brain would explode.”
“Wow, there’s a big surprise. I think I’m going to have a heart attack and die from surprise.”
“I’m gonna hit you so hard, it’ll make you ancestors dizzy.”
“Even when we were kids, I always kicked your ass!”
“Sarcasm is the body’s natural reaction to stupidity.”
“You’re good. A monster pain in the ass… but you’re good.”
“Well, excuse me, psychic wonder!”
“The female of the species is more deadly than the male.”
“Don’t look in her eyes, she might steal your soul.”
“She’s hot, but she’s evil.”
“Do I regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? Probably.”
“I already know that I’m going to hell. At this point it’s really go big or go home.”
“Go on, knock his teeth down his throat.”
“You’re going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters, animal abusers and people who talk at the theater.”
“What’s the point in screaming? No one’s listening anyway.”
“I’m not a damsel in distress. I’m a damsel doing damage.”
“So stick that in your juice box and suck it.”
“Never take life seriously. No one ever comes out alive anyway.”
“This place hold a lot of memories for me. Some bad, some… No. No, no, all bad.”
“A little gasoline… blowtorch… no problem.”
“Good, bad, I’m the one with the gun.”
“I know you can’t kill anybody, ‘cause I can’t kill anybody.”
“You’re insane, but you might also be brilliant.”
“What you call insanity, I call inspiration.”
“Sometimes I question my sanity. Occasionally it replies.”
“Why should we date?” “Because we are attracted to each other.” “I am attracted to pie, but I do not feel the need to date pie.”
“Why does everyone assume the worst of me.” “It saves time.”
“I like you. You’re different.”
“You successfully cured him/her of anything interesting about his/her personality.”
“Neither one us is drunk enough for this conversation.”
“You’re questioning my methods.” “I’m not questioning it, I’m saying it’s stupid.”
“Wow, somebody needs a Happy Meal.”
“I didn’t do it!” “Then why are you laughing?” “Because whoever did it is a freaking genius.”
“Idiots. I’m surrounded by idiots.”
“You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.”
“I care so little, I almost passed out.”
“Well behaved woman rarely make history.”
“You’re so weird.” “You have no idea.”
“The universe may not always play fair, but at least it’s got a hell of a sense of humor.”
“You haven’t even seen my bad side yet.”
“Obviously you have mistaken me for somebody who gives a shit.”
“How’s life treating you?” “Like I ran over it’s dog.”
“Rule number one: don’t bother sucking up. I already hate you, that’s not going to change.”
“Oh God, we’re not gonna have to hug or anything, are we.”
“I’m so glad you could come.” “Cut the crap. Give me a drink.”
“You make no sense to me.” “Welcome to my life.”
“Have fun being deal.” “I will.”
“Damn, you’re strong for a little thing.”
“It’s called thinking. Go with it.”
“I made a new friend today.” “Real or imaginary?” “Imaginary.”
“Where have you been all my life?” “Hiding from you.”
“I’m getting real bored and impatient. I don’t do bored and impatient.”
“The girl is strange no question.”
“Do us a favor… I know it’s difficult for you… but please, stay here, and try no to do anything… stupid.”
“I know most people don’t like me; I don’t care, I don’t like most people.”
“You are a very strange person.” “Well, thanks for noticing.”
“I can tell that you think what you’re saying is funny, but… no.”
“I didn’t steal it. I permanently borrowed it.”
“I’m not shy. I’m just examining my prey.”
“If you pull out my earphones, I will pull out your lungs.”
“I don’t dislike you, I nothing you.”
“Are you crying? No, I’m impersonating a fountain.”
“Ah, he’s playing hard-to-get. That’s cute.”
“You’re kinda anti-social, you know that?”
“I feel like a freakin’ soccer mom.”
“My advice is much more subtle. Stop being an ass.”
“I’m just gonna pack up and go straight to hell now.”
“My ex? Yeah, I’d still hit that. Except this time it would be with a car or baseball bat.”
“She’s complicated like the DaVinci code, you know but harder to crack.”
“And just like everything else we do around here, it’s about to get weirder.”
“Such big evil in such a little thing.”
“Why do I still like you, knowing you’re a total asshole?”
“What does not kill you will likely try again.”
“Oh honey, I would but… I don’t want to.”
“And hello to you too… little homewrecker.”
“I’m gonna make you wish you were dead.”
“I don’t need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off.”
“What doesn’t kill me might make me kill you.”
“In another life, I think I was in a mental institution.”
“I’m not crazy. I’m just interesting.”
“Don’t make me pop your ten grand sand bags honey.”
“This is fun.” “Seriously, we’re trying to hide a body.”
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SKAM Remakes Masterpost
Since the deluge of SKAM remakes have started, I have had to keep track of a number of different sites/english translations/playlists/character names, so I’m condensing all the information I have into one post for ease of use as a resource.
If you’re totally new here, all of them are based off of the original Norwegian version. Skam = shame in Norwegian. There were 4 seasons. The show is centered around 5 girls at the beginning of high school. Each season focused on a different character and was presented from their perspective. Season 1: Eva. Season 2: Noora. Season 3: Isak. Season 4: Sana. One website was used to provide updates from the main character’s perspective with clips/social media posts/texts/chats.
If you want to watch the original translated into English go here (they also have full episodes of the remakes translated to english when available). This is the original Skam website.
As of the writing of this post, there are only confirmations of up to season 2 for any of the remakes. The main characters involved in those seasons are: Eva, Noora, Vilde, Chris and Sana: the girl squad. Jonas & Isak: Eva’s boyfriend & his friend. Ingrid, Sara: essentially rivals/ex-friends of Eva. William, Chris: “senior” boys.
Remakes are slated for France, Germany, Italy, Spain, the Netherlands & America. America, France, Germany & Italy have all started. Spain, the Netherlands have not. AmSkam (aka Skam Austin, Skam America) is being run by the original Norwegian team, including creator Julie Andem.
The currently releasing remakes are listed below in the order of their premiere. Please assume that official sites are geoblocked for the specific country.
Current as of 9 May 2018. I’ll try to keep this updated as more information is available.
It’s a bit lengthy so under the cut. (Please don’t steal this… it took awhile to make)
This YouTube channel uploads all the clips from all the remakes and generally they get English subtitles.
Skam France (aka Skam la série, Skam Belgique):
Started 6 February 2018. Takes place in Paris, France. Season 1 ended, 4 April 2018. Season 2 started, 9 April 2018. Currently on season 2 focused on Manon. It is, minus a few french cultural adjustments, exactly like the original series with plot and script. Unlike the original, unfortunately, Skam France doesn’t have a centralized website with clips/social media/texts.
Official site with clips/episodes
Official Instagram
English translations
Spotify playlist of songs featured in the series
Characters & their social media:
Eva > Emma Borgés - Instagram
Noora > Manon Demissy - Instagram
Vilde > Daphné Lecomte - Instagram
Chris > Alexia Martineau - Instagram
Sana > Imane Bakhellal - Instagram
Jonas > Yann Cazas - Instagram
Isak > Lucas Lallemant- Instagram
William > Charles Munier - Instagram
Chris > Alexandre Delano - Instagram
Ingrid > Ingrid Spielman - Instagram
Sara > Sarah Bui - Instagram
Druck (aka Skam Germany):
Started 14 March 2018. Currently on season 1, focused on Hanna. They’ve also already switched up the scenes/script, but the main plot points appear to be the same.
Official site with all updates: clips, episodes, texts, social media, etc.
Official YouTube with clips/episodes (geoblocked)
Funk - German website with clips/eps (not geoblocked), no subs
English translations
Spotify playlist with songs featured in the series
Sign up for WhatsApp updates
You can also ask them questions, give feedback apparently this way as well
Characters & their social media:
Eva > Hanna Jung - Instagram
Noora > Mia Amalie Winter - Instagram / Tumblr
Vilde > Kiki Machwitz - Instagram
Chris > Sam M’Pele - Instagram
Sana > Amira Thalia Mahmood - Instagram
Jonas > Jonas Augustin - Instagram
Isak > Matteo Florenzi - Instagram
William > Alexander Hardenberg
Chris > Samuel Fischer - Instagram
Ingrid > Leonie Richter - Instagram
Sara > Sara
Skam Italia:
Started 23 March 2018. Takes place in Rome, Italy. Currently on season 1 focused on Eva. They’ve already switched up the scenes/script a bit, but the main plot points appear to be the same.
Official site with all updates: clips, episodes, texts, social media, etc.
clips are only available until midnight the day they’re posted
Episodes
Official playlist
English translations: Tumblr/ YouTube / Twitter
usually Twitter/YouTube is updated faster
Spotify playlist with songs featured in the series (this looks official but it may not be)
If you have WhatsApp if you text +393319055583, your name and then Aggiornami, they’ll text you when updates happen and sometimes gifs
Characters & their social media:
Eva > Eva Brighi - Instagram
Noora > Elenora Sava - Instagram
Vilde > Silvia Mirabella - Instagram
Chris > Federica Cacciotti - Instagram
Sana > Sana Allagui - Instagram
Jonas > Giovanni Garau - Instagram
Isak > Martino Rametta - Instagram
William > Edoardo Incanti
Chris > Federico Canegallo - Instagram
Ingrid > Laura
Sara > Sara
Skam Austin (aka AmSkam, Skam USA, Skam America):
Starte 24 April 2018 on Facebook Watch. Currently on season 1 focused on Megan. Takes place at Bouldin High School in Austin, TX, USA. Run by the original Skam team including Julie Andem (creator/director/showrunner), Mari Magnus (social media content), Susanna Taylor (wardrobe/make Up) & Daniel McStay (cinematography).
Trailer (YouTube)
Official site (Facebook Watch) with all updates
Official Instagram
Spotify playlist with songs used in the series
Tumblr with updates (English)
Social Media:
Bouldin Kittens (Dance Team) - Instagram
Overheard Bouldin - Instagram
Eva > Megan Flores - Instagram
Noora > Grace Olsen - Instagram
Vilde > Kelsey - Instagram
Chris > Josefine Valencia - Instagram
Sana > Zoya Ali - Instagram
Jonas > Marlon - Instagram
Shay Dixon - Instagram
Tyler Nunez - Instagram
William > Daniel
Chris > Jordan Díaz - Instagram
Ingrid > Abigail - Instagram
This stuff? Oh. Okay. I see. You think this has nothing to do with you. You go to your closet and you select, I don’t know, that lumpy blue sweater, for instance because you’re trying to tell the world that you take yourself too seriously to care about what you put on your back. But what you don’t know is that that sweater is not just blue, it’s not turquoise. It’s not lapis. It’s actually cerulean. And you’re also blithely unaware of the fact that in 2002, Oscar de la Renta did a collection of cerulean gowns. And then I think it was Yves Saint Laurent, wasn’t it who showed cerulean military jackets? I think we need a jacket here. And then cerulean quickly showed up in the collections of eight different designers. And then it, uh, filtered down through the department stores and then trickled on down into some tragic Casual Corner where you, no doubt, fished it out of some clearance bin. However, that blue represents millions of dollars and countless jobs and it’s sort of comical how you think that you’ve made a choice that exempts you from the fashion industry when, in fact, you’re wearing the sweater that was selected for you by the people in this room from a pile of stuff.
The Devil Wears Prada (2006) dir. David Frankel
The Force Awakens 2015 / The Last Jedi 2017
Adam Driver + Dancing (requested by @andthebalance)
the secret history by donna tartt
Adam Sackler’s dance of frustration
writing style: author from the 1800s with a severe love of commas whose sentences last half a page
Reylo Fic Recs
I’m on a quest to turn @chocolateghost into a Reylo shipper, and I’ve sent a variety of fics, but thought it might be useful to have it all in one place (muahahaha!). Please add your favorites in the comments, fellow Jonsa & Reylo shippers :D Also, if you know the tumblrs of the authors of these, please tag them.
AU’s:
Lemon-hot Summer (by @isharan)
Left Handed Kisses* (by my girl @ever-so-reylo 😘)
Capture the Flag Can be Sexy (and other lessons) and Maslow’s a Fake Bitch* (by the magical @hyenahunny 😘)
A Study in Movement, if you’re ready comic get it, and Something Wicked* (by @r-e-a-l-m-a-t-h)
copacetic (by @hyperphonic)
Touched (by @reylorobyn2011)
Blame It on the Oxytocin (by @demimondaine)
Kismet (by @ladylionhart)
Light of My Life
Broken Things (by @midnightbluefox)
Heavy in Your Heart* (by @galacticprideandprejudice)
Light of My Life, Fire of My Loins*
Play to Win (by @commandercait)
Pressure Point
Beserker- A Vikings Tale (by @mallie-3)
Ileenium Manor* and The Inheritance of the Resistance* (by @waterlilyrose)
Right When I Arrive
Asking Price
Canon-Verse:
Truce* (by @lonelyspacebabies 😘)
Unbidden (by @perrydowning)
Noli Me Tangere (Touch Me Not) (by @poethrotsvitha)
ashes in our wake (by @aionimica)
To Protect You
The Beauty of a Secret (non-compliant)
Alpha/Beta/Omega:
Misbehaving For Days
Unavoidable
Beneath the Moon, I Saw You (by @thewayofthesith)
Wolves (by @albastargazer)
* indicates complete fic
{Also tagging some of my Jonsa & Reylo buddies: @hopepeaceandblackgirlmagic, @sophmounty, @lyannas-loves, @reylogreyjedi and @wolvesofspring 😘😘😘}}
Get to reading, Brad!! You’re welcome :D
