Spooks, scares and all the things I like~ @terrible_typewriter on AO3
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I AM WAITING FOR MY PROOFREADERS TO RESPOND BUT THEY AREN'T- PLZ I JUST WAMT TO GET THE FIC OUTTTT
So...
ehhhh I am just getting into the smut part-
1623 words almost at the hihi climax of the story~
So...
ehhhh I am just getting into the smut part-
uhhhhhhhhh soooo how's yall day going-
@southernspooks
So...
ehhhh I am just getting into the smut part-
So...
ehhhh I am just getting into the smut part-
I still like his little butt…and those thighs of his are 🔥
EATING THE CONTENT UP LIKE A STARVED MAN 🍽️
hihi btw the fic is getting to the juicy bit and I'm about 830 words in
Things I love about my crack ship:
Coyle/Easterman
-One is greasy and gross. One is clean and well dressed. They are both rat bastards
-When they make out, they both taste like cigarettes and they love it.
-But every time they smooch Easterman wipes his mouth and Coyle is like “Bitch???”
-Obsessive! bottom! Coyle is my favorite.
-Toxic power dynamic.
-Toxic middle age guy yaoi.
-Easterman thinks Coyle is greasy asf but it kinda makes him want him more.
-Puppy!Coyle 🦴
-They’re both so lonely and depressy they need each others attention desperately.
-Deeply closeted bisexuals.
-Franco teases Coyle frequently about it.
-Gooseberry has discovered “yaoi” much to Dr.Futterman’s dismay.
<<It’s been so much fun roleplaying this crack ship with my friends. I’m glad a lot of you like them too 🫶>>
Girlies the fic is in progress 🫣🤭
Barely 326 words in but I am slowly getting through it! The intro to the juicy scene is almost ready ;)
This probably will end up being just a saucy short one but I might think of taking up prompts if it does well!
Uhhhh trying to figure out how to start this fic cause I'm thinking of two options:
1. Coyle already in the "training gear"
Or
2. Fussy cop getting "geared up"
But I'm leaning towards the latter tho hihi 🤭
Pardon but what are you expecting from a horror game franchise with a warning like this in the beginning?
None of the (mind you fictional) characters are morally good? Like hello?
Coyle is a racist, murderer and a psychosexual sadist who runs around with a cattle prod and a modified car battery on his back- not to mention would fuck anything because he is a sexually deprived freak (affectionate)
Easterman is a guy with a god complex who is doing inhumane experiments on people, taking LSD and partying till he blacks out for three days (yes love journal notes from babygirl <3)
The franchise is full of dialogues that are oversexual especially Coyle's, not to mention how he talks about the Snitch?
Sorry but that screams homo cop to me 💅✨ (#letCoylebebi xD)
Also, hello everyone can have headcanons and ships! If I want to headcanon Easterman as bi, I have all the right to do so!
Anon just mad cause people are having fun in the fandom smh 😒
Your drawings about Easterman are disgusting and cringe. Everyone knows that he's liked Wernicke, and Coyle is hetero, had 3 wives. It's pathetic that people still can't read despite having notes 🤡
ANON send me your real account so I can tag it in the next “shocktherapy” drawing I do!!
Does it make ya mad that they have a ship name~?
Does it make ya mad others really like the ship~?
Does it make ya made others are writing and drawing about them cause of me~?
Message me with your real face so we can talk about it 😩
Ya know what’s REALLY pathetic and cringe tho? That you felt the need to say this AND you did it as anon. 🫶
Uhhhh trying to figure out how to start this fic cause I'm thinking of two options:
1. Coyle already in the "training gear"
Or
2. Fussy cop getting "geared up"
But I'm leaning towards the latter tho hihi 🤭
Hihi I did get back to my bbygirl era...
Is he sexyfied? Yes.
Plz you gave me an idea for Coyle/Easterman fic where police puppy gets some "training" to behave and when he doesn't he gets a zap from an electric collar...
Coyle but he sporting a leather puppy mask, the German shepherd one because those are police dogs provided by fave divorcee
You don't understand how much I am cooking rn
😤😤😤
Coyle's heavy breathing echoed inside the mask as Easterman tightened the straps at the back. "That should keep you a little quiet.” The cop could only huff in frustration as he was patted on the head. "Now then…Who's a good boy?" The doctor taunts him, but Coyle responds weakly. "Me..”
Plz you gave me an idea for a fic with Coyle in a puppy mask getting "discipline training" by Easterman and when he misbehaves (of course he does, he is a brat after all) he will get zapped with an electric collar...
Coyle but he sporting a leather puppy mask, the German shepherd one because those are police dogs provided by fave divorcee
You don't understand how much I am cooking rn
😤😤😤
Coyle's heavy breathing echoed inside the mask as Easterman tightened the straps at the back. "That should keep you a little quiet.” The cop could only huff in frustration as he was patted on the head. "Now then…Who's a good boy?" The doctor taunts him, but Coyle responds weakly. "Me..”
DON'T YOU DARE- NOW I FEEL THE NEED TO WRITE SOMETHING FOR THAT...
Coyle but he sporting a leather puppy mask, the German shepherd one because those are police dogs provided by fave divorcee
You don't understand how much I am cooking rn
😤😤😤
Coyle's heavy breathing echoed inside the mask as Easterman tightened the straps at the back. "That should keep you a little quiet.” The cop could only huff in frustration as he was patted on the head. "Now then…Who's a good boy?" The doctor taunts him, but Coyle responds weakly. "Me..”
Hes a very good boy
<<BONUS IMAGES BELOW>>
Me and boyf attempting SPEEDRUNNING
We are trying to get close to beating the current record and so far it's going pretty good ^^
Hes a good boy~
<<Bonus image COMING SOON>>
OH GOD- terrible thing to explain to anyone
I caved…
I’m drawing pathetic Leland Coyle kitty…
It’s so dumb. It’s
So dumb
LOVE THE BALD CAT COYLE
I caved…
I’m drawing pathetic Leland Coyle kitty…
It’s so dumb. It’s
So dumb
yeah I did repost some of screens because I get more stuff I like anyway thanks for all likes and reblogs(!) on previous one
COYLE IN A MUZZLE YOU ARE MAKING MY BRAIN FRY- I WILL PET THAT DAWGGGGG!!!!
Catching Dr.Easterman being super gay for Coyle
You didn’t catch me doing anything
It’s finally here~
For @avabee333
Me thinking that probably Coyle would have more burns and just scars in general from being a police officer but rushing the drawing cause I wanted to post and was dying from sleep deprivation...
don't mind the muscles I haven't drawn them in a LOOOONGGGG while... My anatomy is stale, I haven't used a reference but I tried 🥲
don't mind the muscles I haven't drawn them in a LOOOONGGGG while... My anatomy is stale, I haven't used a reference but I tried 🥲
TEN FUCKING HOURS OF MY LIFE IN NIGHT VISION
Girlie don't tell me it was intentional...
Your two characters... inseparable duo Jack and Rabbit... A...
JACKRABBIT IF YOU WILL-
if you did it intentionally, and I just figured it out, I will officially crumble like a pack of chips that has been at the bottom of heavy groceries
It was super intentional. I just..
I DIDNT THINK ANYONE WOULD NOTICE. 😭
Congrats on figuring it out though. A+ 🫶
Subject Delta from Bioshock 2 loves you unconditionally!!
Tried the ahem other art style for sergeant pistachio car battery🔋
And a little silly as well
My reagent would flirt with this piece of cardboard then try to take it with her