The Fact That The Villains Really Like Tim Drake

when i started watching Dead Boy Detectives, i was not expecting Edwin of all characters to have the funniest and most banger lines- like, just off the top of my head:

"she can go find that insolent little girl Emma and go take Polaroids in a graveyard or some nonsense."

"now, if she had died last night, i'd have no issue with her being here."

"perhaps it's your outfit."

"police don't know what to do with A FUCKING WITCH!!"

(sing-song tone) "that is not what i said..."

"what exactly is your malady today, Charles?"

"even if that were true, you're a bloody CROW!!"

my muse and I

This is mesmerizing to watch.

Ahhh so much fic!!! #Marvey #Mike x Harvey #Suits #Fanfiction list

MARVEY FICS MASTERPOST

I decided to compile all the marvey fics I love!!

Alpha-Omega Verse

Imperfect Perfection – Skara_Brae

The Strange Courtship of Mike Ross – Skara Brae

Walk Away If You Can Serie – Blue_Five Probably Me Safe In Your Soul

Apocalypse

End of the World (as We Know It) – leista

Here at the end of all things – tattooedsiren

Plant My Apple Tree – FightFireWithFire

Boxing Verse

Shackled and Drawn - batty4u

Breaking Up – Or Just a Fight – & Making Up

And I did happen to you - thesetemplebones

awake & unafraid – turnyourankle

Bullshit - lagirl266

Every Second - tattooedsiren

Feels Like Rain - nevergone

the spaces grown between us - CS_WhiteWolf

Pineapple Apology - Frozen-Void

Predictable – inflowers

Unpredictable (Sequel of Predictable) – inflowers

Priorities - LethalTraps

5 + 1 Things

5 times Mike sat in Harvey’s lap by necessity and one time he did it just because he could - Unspoken0dreams

between hot it is and how it should be (or: Five times people confuse them for a couple and one time they’re right) – foamskyandsea

Call Me Maybe (or: 5 times Mike Ross texted Harvey Specter, and the one time the tables were turned) – malawi

Childish Things (or: Tree times Mike is ridiculous and immature [and one time Harvey is, too]) - blue_wo1f

Complimentary colors (or: Five times in which Harvey and Mike match) - foamskyandsea

Five Times Harvey and Mike Proposed to Each Other, and One Time Someone Said Yes - bookem_assbutt

Five Times Harvey Showed he cared – Splotcher

Five Times Harvey Surprised Mike - Dahlia_Moon

Five times Harvey witnesses Mike gets handsy, and one time he experiences it himself – mackietommo

Five Times Mike Is Sporting Wood in Harvey’s Presence and One Time Harvey Does Something About It –  tardisonameter

Five Times Mike Makes Harvey Laugh – And The One Time He Makes Him Smile - sal_si_puedes

Five Times Mike’s Phone Sort of Gets Him Into Trouble and One Time It Really, Really Doesn’t - Robin Gills (Akiseo)

Harvey Ain’t no White Rabbit (or: Harvey Specter waits for anybody, except Mike – Four times others notices, one time Mike did) – TheGroupofOne

Heart of Gold (or: Five times Harvey said no and the one time he didn’t) – shotstorylong

I like the way you move (or: Harvey is an awesome dancer. Mike finds out and is astonished) - alerie

I Can Barely Say (or: there are certain times for which words could never be enough) - emms14

in the other hours (or: Five times Mike couldn’t sleep and the one time he feel asleep when he really shouldn’t have) – tattooedsiren

in•somnia (or: Five times Harvey only mostly fails at that whole “not caring” thing, and one time he falls spectaculary) – myystic (neoinean)

Only When We’re Drunk (or: 5 times Harvey has seen Mike drunk, and one time Mike schemes to get it the other way around) – purpleushi

Say it ain’t so, I will not go (or: Five times Harvey sees Mike dressed casually) - foamskyandsea

Sleep is a Symptom of Caffeine Deprivation (or: 5 times Harvey watched Mike sleep, and one time Mike watched Harvey sleep) – PhoenixFlame

The Five People that Mike Didn’t Know Loved Him and the One Person He Loved Back - Tigress33

The Agreement (or: Mike needs a way to relieve stress. Harvey can provide it) – joannereads

The Art of the Unexpected (or: 5 Times Harvey kissed Mike unexpectedly and 1 time Mike kissed him) – butterflycell

The Five Times Harvey and Mike Slept Together (and the one time they acknowledged it) - LeahxLeah

the pieces that make up the whole (or: Five times Mikes learned something about Harvey) - waywardrenegades

The Truth About Us (or: Five times someone find about the true nature of Harvey and Mike’s relationship and the one time that they told someone) – AmorVerdan

Three Times Harvey Accidentally Hit On Mike And One Time He Did It On Purpose – GotTheSilver

Three Times Harvey Asked Mike to Marry Him (and one time Mike said yes) – skyenapped

Under Control: The Four People Who Noticed Harvey Noticing Mike and The One Person Who Totally Didn’t – cimera

We’ve all been there (or: Five times they think they’re obvious, and the one time they really are) – foamskyandsea

You mend my heart with a rose (or: Four times Mike got Harvey a rose and one time Harvey returned the favor) – whittyrabbit

ER Verse (or where Harvey or Mike get injured, or they’re sick)

Mike

Betrayed - harvey-bangs-mike

Bravery - Rayrawl

Hearts Will Hold - rories

Midnight Encounter – laughter_now

Harvey

New Pathways - jonius_belonius (Joni_Beloni)

Silent Vigil Serie – laughter_now Silent Vigil Getting it Right

take your time cause you’re up against space – emms14

Established Relationship (in other words: fluffy…)

Anniversary

Anniversary - lostinspacexx3

One Month – lionessvalenti

Room 2005 - Snowball’s-Chance

A win-win situation (?)

A Little More – uptopcomeon

Driving a Harvey - flamyshine

Coming Home

Be Home For Sunday – KaliTracer

Easy As Breathing – butterflycell

Faster Faster - carnifax

Midnight Calls - lostinspacexx3

No More Trips – skyenapped

The Verdict - Sairyn

When the Heart Yearns - Boondock Winchester

Coming Out

Strictly Ballroom - sal_si_puedes

Deprived Domesticity - Beautiful_lies_x

Getting Married & Honeymoon

Can’t help falling in love - flamyshine

Interlude - suitsfan

my love is like that - neverphemeral

Pretty, Pretty Please? -FarAwayInWonderland

Thankful - hana-to-mame

Having a “date”

Green Wine and Pizza – turnyourankle

Yippe-ki-yay motherf**ker – whittyrabbit

Having fun and “fun” –wink–

A Hot Shower - lostinspacexx3

C'mon Fire Me Up - Peace. Love. And Other Things

Laughing So Hard Your Face Hurts - lostinspacexx3

Say Goodnight - suitsfan

Skeletons in the Closet - carnifax

Upside Down and Inside Out - mskatej

Jus the why they’re together

An Ordinary Day - adaycertain

Body Language Serie – thesetemplebones communicate something incommunicable reveals of our most secret self

Domo Arigato, Mr. Spectro - smartalli

Easy Like Saturday Morning - TheMastress

Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Mike and Harvey and a Few Things You Didn’t – bballgirl3022

Falling In Love - lostinspacex

Metaphors – makingitwork

Mike’s Smile - lostinspacexx3

Most of all – inflowers

Nights Like These - Xazz

old words – tattooedsiren

Pretty Roads - lostinspacexx3

Rain On A Tin Roof - suitsfan

The Daily Grind - townpariah

The Rainbow Series – accol

The Right Words - hana-to-mame

Untitled Rainbow Ficlets - vaguesalvation

With You I Fall So Fast - VerityFrancesB

Moving in together

Home - lostinspacexx3

Home Sweet Home – ProLazy

Moving In - harvey-bangs-mike

with wild hope - tattooedsiren

Secretly Married

Exclusively Yours Verse Serie – tattooedsiren Exclusively Yours love consists in this A Series of Small Things There It Shall Remain Forever The True Measure of Love Yours Alone

Mr Specter - Olor et Luna

Where Harvey just doesn’t accept they have a relationship (but in the end he does, like “oh my god, I love him”)

A pragmatic romance - inflowers

Body Heat - Enigmaforum

Disturbing the Peace - Grim Lupine

Gatekeeper - SodiumBicarb

Sometimes Mike just wants flowers - whittyrabbit

Nop, sorry, you’re not healthy anymore… diabetes

A New Cure - suitsfan

Books - lostinspacexx3

Calling Out - lostinspacexx3

Late Night Trips - lostinspacexx3

Perfect Price - lostinspacexx3

Off the Clock - Ella Dean Pendragon

One peaceful afternoon – flamyshine

Saturday Morning - lostinspacexx3

Waltz - lostinspacexx3

Ugly Issues

Stronger Than Superman - fortgetyouinsiberia

Pre-Established Relationship

Slowly development using the “canon”

altering life by holding it still - tattooedsiren

An Expression Of Feelings - LiliFayre

even the impossible is easy – Anonymous

if ever I was running - tattooedsiren

Just A Little Fire - Anonymous

Lit Up - phreakycat

something inevitable – tattooedsiren

Stay With Me - nevergone

the indispensable first step - tattoodsiren

this tornado loves you - liketheroad

Where both Harvey and Mike don’t clearly understand – or choose to ignore – their feelings and ignore they have something (because they’re idiots, but in the end they get their shit together but sometimes they don’t)

All I Ever – nevergone

Change is Only Natural - 1stBonesFan (1stBonesFan_is_SterekGirl)

Continental Drift - townpariah

For All of the Plans We Made - foamskyandsea

I Know Who I Want - foamskyandsea

I told YOU – blackeyedsoul

Lie To Me  - nevergone

Make me Nervous - brilligspoons

Monochrome - carnifax

Sleep Tonight - suitsfan

Surprises - suitsfan

The Least They Ever Gave You (Was the Most You Ever Knew) – skyenapped

your broken crown – tattooedsiren

Where Harvey has an “existential crisis” (and you only think “oh, Harvey finally”)

I Wanna Hold Your Hand – VampirePam

Third Definition – khasael

Turn of Events - bballgirl3022

Where Mike doesn’t notice Harvey’s feelings until the very end (because he can be an idiot too… oh, and he also has existential crisis, a “oh my god, what did I do?” crisis)

All My Fortunes At Thy Foot I’ll Lay - tattooedsiren

And We’ll Pretend - goblinish

Blackmail - Sairyn

Confessions – Sairyn

finding the way - smatalli

Harold’s Secret - pineapplesandcanopeners

Just a Kiss - suitsfan

Mike’s secret admirer - flamyshine

Some Guys Don’t – Love2Slash

The Red Earth of Tara – sal_si_puedes

Truth or Dare - purpleushi

Vinyls – aspirateurkilleuse

Where Mike has enough

Getting Rid Of A Distraction – ShadowMoon

I’ve got a feeling – inflowers

The Art Of Lying - LeahxLeah

You read this and you’ll get diabetes… yummy

PrettyHandsome Kindergarten – flamyshine

Reason 10 - The-Fall-Season

The Way You Look Tonight - Bontaque

Warm hands on my heart - flamyshine

Ficlets 2x1

all the words in the world may not be enough - tattooedsiren

Marvey - FarAwayInWonderland

Snapshots - tattooedsiren

What if? – machtaholic (cinderella81)

Gender bending

A Charmed Life - DizzyDrea

Halloween Time

something strange (or: Five ways Harvey and Mike spend Halloween) - cuddlebuck

Harry Potter Verse

Would It Be So - flitterflutterfly

Just Like Heaven AU (or something like that)

The Haunting of Penthouse B - Skara_Brae

What Dreams May Come - tattooedsiren

Magic and supernatural things exist here

Advocatus Diaboli - sal_si_puedes

All But Memories – pageleaf

Love thy neighbor - flamyshine

Read My Mind - makingitwork

Reverse Polarity - machtaholic (cinderella81)

The Cat That Walked By Himself - Xanthe

Matchmaking

Obviously Oblivious - Leista

The Puppy, the Five Frogs, and the Not-So-Charming Prince - triskadekaphobicnazi

The Marvey Chronicles – flamyshine 

Military AU

Fair Winds and Following Seas Serie – lilgirllost (lil_grl_lost) Of All the Gin Joints Here’s Looking At You, Kid The Thing That Keeps Him Going

High Speed - machtaholic (cinderella81)

M-Preg AU

For You – Blue_Five

Mike’s Cravings - DinoMoMo

Though the Stars Walk Backwards – UchiHime

Beginning Serie – penguino3782 Boring Parties Chats and Mrs Butterworth’s Dad, Not Father Daddy Anxiety Complications  

Musician AU

Mike and Harvey

Crescendo - smatalli

Mike

Mike + The Harmony – Sauffie

Streed Kid Serie – veritas_st Looking Sharp (Not Looking for Love) You Sound Like Music The Initial Response

Nothing Hill AU

Mike

76 & Lexington – widnst

Harvey

when our stars collide - tattooedsiren

Parenting (or where they want kids)

Everything Good In The World – skyenapped

Take Your Daughter to Work - bballgirl3022

this life, this love – tattooedsiren

Window Shopping - lostinspacexx3

The Proposal AU

Casual Encounters - Attorney C (arh581958)

I Now Pronounce You Mike and Harvey - aLLiCaT225

Limited Parthership – Pookaseraph

Speaking of Happiness – machtaholic (cinderella81)

whatever the question – tattooedsiren

Wear My Name – Lunarflare14

Porn with or without Plot

“With Plot”

Curious George - Anonymous

Inseparable – BatSuitsCrazy (McDanno50)

Slow - sal_si_puedes

The Prince and the Prostitute - forever_bright

Reward - Cashay

Without Plot

Hold Your Breath - dedougal

Interpretation of Love – quodpersortem

Sensitive - BearHatter

The Prada Tie - samspecter

The Video - jaraismylife

Ties - GoreBeeCormick

We will not be using my tie for that - accol

BDSM (or “I’ll teach you a lesson” porn)

Mr. (Hardass) Harvey Specter – MajicViolin

Obedience - hardeight

Step Two - jonius_belonius (Joni_Beloni)

Riot or Revolution - forever_bright

Single Parent AU

Mike

call me maybe – frozensight

The Luck of the Draw - Enigmaforum

Still I Fly – Anonymous

Harvey

Friends? I’d Say Family – mockturtletale

School Time AU

Mike is the student

Dedication to My Love WIP - writeaddict

Five things to do before graduation – whittyrabbit

Harvey and Mike are students

Swingin’ in the Halls Serie – agrajag Swingin’ in the Hall Burn Brighter  

Harvey is the teacher and Mike his assistant

Barely Legal WIP – Kitty Howell

Dolce Far Niente - EvavH

Soulmates AU

Imprimatur - Closer

Something Stupid Like Fate – smartalli

Travels in Time

all straight lines circle sometime – liketheroad

Do You Harvey Specter… - Sairyn

Vampires AU

1500 Years – AngularNotions

Five Times Mike Ross Was a Terrible Vampire and One Time He Wasn’t - ladyknightanka

Where Mike has different jobs – but he is NOT a lawyer (yet)

Barista/Coffee Shop

Every Sunday They Go Back To Monday - rories

Grande Soy Triple Dirty Chai – friskaz

Incidental Music – turnyourankle

Too Young For Me - Bontaque

Deliveryman

Pizza-Verse Serie – Closer Pizza And A Movie The Secret Life Of Lawyers A Series Of Covert Disasters  

Doctor

Fate’s Decree Serie – in_the_bottle A Bit Less Ordinary In Totidem Verbis From the Ashes Four First Impressions of Dr Michael Ross From the Ranks of Pearson Hardman Break Me With Ice Time Unfolds

Grocery Store/Cashier/Owner Store

20 Items or less – checkmatey

No Shoes, No shirt – Hardwood_Studios

Vinyl Advice Serie – mockturtletale Vinyl Advice: Stop, Look, Listen Vinyl Advice: Wrong From Right  

Second Spin - machtaholic (cinderella81)

Hot Dog Guy

Hot In the City - escribo

Nanny

Falling In Love To The Sounds of the City – GotTheSilver

Photographer

Unspoken - Sauffie

Tailor

You’d Look Good On me – VerityFrancesB

You’ve Got Me Now Under Your Thumb (Sequel of You’d Look Good On Me)– VerityFrancesB

Teacher

In Love With The Teacher - Sauffie

Tennis

untitled tennis star Mike ficlet – thatotherpery

Where the canon is almost canon and Mike is a REAL lawyer

In the Air (And Breathing) - escribo

Like Gravity - kaylin_neya

Konkurrenz belebt das Geschäft Serie – FarAwayInWnderland Hear Me, I’m Calling Your Name Regret Is For Fools (And Sometimes For Me) I´m The Queen Bee And I´ll Make You Dance For Me Thoughts On The Matter

Waiting Just For You WIP- FarAwayInWonderland

Where the canon still “exists” but Mike is not a lawyer anymore

all the way home – tattooedsiren

by my side - tattooedsiren

The Star Of His Own Halloween Special - team_freewill

7,776,000 - tattooedsiren

1 + 1 = (Sequel of 7,776,000) - tattooedsiren

Where the canon is canon but the Marvey is everywhere (or plot from the episodes)

Working Toward Informed Consent between 1x02 - 1x05 – 1shinymess (magpie4shinies)

Tied Together With An Easy Thread 1x07 – Stone_Princess

Invincible 1x09 – BatSuitsCrazy (McDannon50)

ex fide fiducia 2x01 - kim47

Fallen face first into love 2x01 – flamyshine

till the lights go out - foamskyandsea

Indirect Kiss 2x02 - suitsfan

The new best closer in the office 2x02 - flamyshine

A little puppy in the big scary city 2x03 - flamyshine

All You’re Giving Me Is Fiction 2x06 - anaeifly

Tongue Tied 2x06 - nuspock

I Could Not Kiss, Just Regress 2x07 - IrishFrenchy

A romantic confession 2x12 - flamyshine

2x12

Sometimes You Get What You Need 4x15 - inflowers

The Deal 5x15- Sauffie

Harvey/Mike - tattoedsiren

Marvey from other point of view

Alphabet Suits - LaylaBinx

Golden Threads – FarAwayInWonderland

Donna Sees All – butterflycell

Donna’s Intervention - oldsouls2302

landmarks to a treasure - tattooedsiren

My Give-A-Damn Clock Is Broken Between The Hours of 12am And 10pm - mistressofmythology

The Care & Keeping of Harvey Specter’s Puppy – smartalli

You Can Leave Your Hat On – laughter_now 

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Every time Sean Astin makes a statement on whether or not Sam and Frodo were indeed gay for each other in lord of the rings he’s always like “well we have to acknowledge that attitudes around sexuality have changed dramatically over the past several decades and since authorial intent is only up to speculation, the story is open to multiple readings, some of which might have different significances for different groups of people also they kiss on the lips because I said so”

honestly no wonder harrow forced ianthe to lobotomize her so she could save gideon. listen…LISTEN…if i was a secret-war-crime cult nunlet princess worshipped by my entire planet and the only person that (barely) kept me in check was my childhood nemesis—a butch a year older than me, towering over me in stature and physical prowess, and so hot it made my teeth hurt from how hard my jaw clenched in her presence, who wielded a two-handed seven-foot sword and had irritatingly huge biceps and told very lewd stupid jokes and also learned how to wield an entirely new weapon and be my bodyguard with startling accuracy in three months—only to have us finally learn to trust each other because we got invited to a magic murder mystery and then before the bubble burst i spilled the worst secret about myself that i was born because my parents murdered an entire generation and tried to Kill Her along with them and she just wouldnt die, and i told her this expecting a swift death i believed i deserved, only for her to fucking cradle me in her big butch arms and kiss me on my forehead with her soft butch mouth and just. forgive me for a shameful weight ive carried my entire life and then MAKE AN ACTUAL NECRO/CAV VOW with me despite every evil thing i have done to her……to have her tell me, in the end, bleeding and broken after putting up the most beautiful and glorious fight of her life, that she understands purpose and she understands duty and she knows loyalty more fiercely than ever now, that she knows who she is to me, that there is no her without me….to have her backed into a corner and make the ultimate sacrifice…..for me…..to recite scriptural wedding vows of eternity to me in her last wisps of soul-consciousness…..if i thought there was even a snowflake’s chance in the pyre that i could save her by turning myself into her very own locked tomb, i’d be begging ianthe tridentweirdius to crack my skull open and turn me to mush too, goddamn. i understand you harrowhark girl you don’t have to explain a thing to me. god said you couldn’t undo the lyctor’s bond bc it’d kill you. you told god and his angels that not even a lyctor’s bond could outshine the power of female spite and lesbianism and they didn’t listen. they didn’t believe you. but i heard you loud and clear and i was 17 and hormonal and hopelessly romantic not too long ago unlike those fucking dinosaurs and i’m saying it’s valid it’s what i would have done and really everyone should be thanking you for not being worse and more wretched about it, all things considered

Know what I’m salty about?

In all my art classes, I was never taught HOW to use the various tools of art.

Like yes, form, and shape and space and color theory and figure drawing is important, but so is KNOWING what different tools do.

I’m 29 and I JUST learned this past month that India Ink is fucking waterproof when it dries. Why is this important? Because I can line something in India Ink and then go over it with watercolors. And that has CHANGED the ENTIRE way I art and the ease I can create with.

tldr: Art Teachers: teach your students what different tools do. PLEASE.