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ladies and gents may i present you with my favorite photo of Ella Fitzgerald ft. that guy

homie was down bad, and can we blame him?

and i don't necessarily believe any of this i'm just saying words recreationally

....someone volunteering to be the first one to eat your pussy...

adults: oh silly children with no responsibilities no real trauma no life experience no worries and yet oh so dramatic about nothing

also adults: oh thank fucking GOD i am not in school anymore, i had another nightmare i was THERE again, i woke up in a cold sweat bc i didn't study for my TEST-there's nothing not anything like the sweet relief of realizing that you actually don't have one and you won't have one in a very very long time, i still remember what the hallways smell like, i graduated years ago but i don't feel safe yet

As someone very new to reading fanfiction, I cannot get over how talented people are. Y’all are out here writing literal novels, novels better than the canon material, and NOT GETTING PAID FOR IT?!

I’d throw a million kudos at each one of you if I could.

Pros of re-reading your own fic

a good time;

Has exactly the tropes you like and the characterization you want to read;

Gratification: yes you did finish a thing and yes you did do good;

just a very fun time all around.

Cons of re-reading your own fic:

Is that another TYpO

i hate australian people they need a dumb fucking nickname for every single word. can’t even get in a car accident without some australian asshole coming up to you and saying “oh gotcha self in a carblammy there aintcha mate” kill yourself and go to hell

character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead

u ever have on mutuals whos so deep in another fandom that u know absolutely zero about and they make posts that look like they speaking another language or some shit

tumblr is the only place that im honest, how do you tell your instagram followers that you just saw a bird that changed your life? they are soulless on that app, they dont give a fuck

They know how to deal with each other better

no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder

You deserve the world baby❤️

they should make clothes that are designed by people who are familiar with human anatomy & physiology

bkdk brainrot, f!reader, implied polyship, use of the names: pup, sir, daddy, reader is a brat but i mean...y'all know i'm writing about me by now so....

thinking about being bkdk's pretty puppy girlfriend. being passed around by those two, smushed in the middle of them at night to cuddle. the whiplash of izu's coos and katsuki's harmless grumbles. but dating the number one and number two hero has it's downsides, like the fact that either one of them could get sent away on longer missions from time to time.

thinking about laying in izuku's arms, his cock buried deep inside of your sticky wet cunt, rolling his hips mindlessly as he speaks to katsuki on the phone, catches up with the blonde about how the mission is going, boring bullshit that you can't focus on because his shaft is twitching and throbbing every time you clench at the sound of katsuki's voice. deep and sleepy, what time was it where he was? you really couldn't remember, too hazy in the head to do anything but whine and keen against the greenette's chest.

his hips are so slow, barely moving as you hear the slick squelching of him sliding in..and out..andddd in....and out. you're clawing at his arms, trembling because this was only enough to get you incredibly worked up but nothing more than that.

"what's all the fuss about, brat." the words are soft, tired coming through the speaker and you gasp softly at his attention drawing to you, "deku making you feel good, huh? stretching out that pretty pussy while y'all talk to me?"

you let out another pathetic sound, nodding dumbly at his words, trying so hard to rut down in the strong lap beneath you, but izuku held you in place to take what he was giving.

"i can't hear you, pup."

"y-yes sir, need more though.." you're looking up at izu, batting wet lashes at him but he only gives a soft smile.

"aw that's no good.." katsuki starts in a false sympathetic tone, "stupid pup can't cum unless she's got two dicks to fuckin' play with. you miss me? is that it?"

well, of course, but it also wasn't helping that your other lover was being a complete tease. that's okay, two could play that.

"yes..but izu doesn't g-go as hard as you do, daddy. wish you were here to fuck me properly-"

yeah that does the trick every time, put them in competition and you always seem to get what you wanted. you could feel izuku's grip on your skin tightening, the choppy audio of katsuki chuckling started to fill the air. you didn't dare look up from where you were hiding in izu's chest, trying to bite back a smile.

"i guess i'll have to call you back, kacchan."

a lil' late supper for you fruit bats: @neon-gothicc @bakubunny @bookcluberror @kunigamisgirl @dizazter-dragoon @jazzafayesworld @cherriluvs35 @dreamcastgirl99 @pastelbakugou @ladybirdk @i-literally-cant-with-this @sluttyshigaraki @darkstarlight82

hey sorry for getting really pissy at you earlier because I could hear you chewing. see I have a condition called [remembers pathologizing my behavior is unhelpful] it's actually because I hate you, specifically,

i get so annoyed when people extend a word incorrectly. what do you mean you had a "hugeeeee" burger. dont you mean a huuuuge burger? are you saying "huge-eeeeeeeee" out loud huh??? you start buzzing like a damn mosquito? well i fucking kill those. so watch out

t-shirt that says ‘I LOVE BEING ALONE IN QUIET DARK PLACES.’ on the front and ‘I AM NOT A FUNGUS.’ on the back.

so true

ocd is like this

much better footage of the haka that shut down parliament today

me three seonds after i post my work and there's no vaildation

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