😻😻😻

We sail today

Tears will drown in the wake of delight

There's nothing like this built today

You'll never see a finer ship in your life

paul just being like "yeah haha i'm not jealous at all i couldn't be jealous on account of me being a man but i mean john did fall out of love with me and into love with yoko isn't that great that's wonderful i love love i love yoko i love their love soso so much. if i were a girl i'd rip them both apart with my bare hands like a chimpanzee but since i'm a man i think it's super cool and i'm super cool about it too"

funniest paul interview ever

A 2doc moment that I hear nobody talk about (because it's literally visible for less than half a second at normal speed) is in the gshock pt 3 video where murdoc tries to push 2D out of the way of the explosion. I think about it a lot.

Or hey maybe he was just trying to get himself out of the way faster either way he touched 2ds shoulder so I'm jumping around all happy-like

If you look at Murdoc’s attraction to men, his interests are… pretty consistent. 

Danny Dyer. [x]

Vin Diesel. [x]

Tom Cruise. [x]

Ronnie Corbett. [x]

David Attenborough. [x]

There’s also a reference about his doing a porn film with Ron Jeremy and getting defensive about it. [x]

Kirk Douglas. [x]

Danny Brown. [x]

The cast of Last of Summer Wine, who he apparently got railed by in the 90s, as mentioned in G Magazine 2017. [x]

He also talks about going to kiss Robert De Niro during a 2001 Loveline interview. [x]

So what do we learn from this? 1. Murdoc’s attraction to men consists entirely of people who could obliterate his skinny ass, which also tracks with his lady crushes (Kelly, ex-KGB agent, Madonna, Moon Flower) and 2. Some of these feel like commentary on Murdoc’s daddy issues, and considering he’s spoken of ‘getting something out of’ calling Madonna ‘daddy’, well… 

john lenny

We love one hysterical queen

It’s so crazy that John was the gay one

ok which one of you beatles rpfers is working for advertising at old national bank