Let’s Switch Places Please

thinking about this again someone stop me

Feeling this edit on a deeper level fr

Maybe theo should have actually gotten into organized crime because every instinct he had in amsterdam turned out to be right in the end even though no one listened to him. he was the only person to notice the guy that escaped the restaurant when they first got the painting back, he was quick enough to kill martin AND his original plan of just tipping the interpol about where the painting was actually solved all their problems. Like guy who is consistently wrong about everything all the time has cassandra syndrome but only when it comes to commiting international crimes on purpose that’s theo decker for you

NEVER be vulnerable. FLUSH your medication down the toilet. LIE when people ask how you’re doing. SUPPRESS your feelings. ALWAYS be irritable and abrasive. MAKE SURE you push away anyone who’s close to you. CANCEL your therapy appointment.

i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation

It's the first of December.... only 24 sleeps til the Amsterdam Ordeal 🥰🥰💖🎄

but! we! cannot! simply! sit! and! stare! at! our! wounds! forever!

theo literally a few pages after kissing his best friend: i fucking hate my dog he makes me looks so gay

nooooo !!!! theooooo dont give in to smoking cigarettes which indirectly caused the death of your mother!!! nooo!!!!

mrs barbour: what have u been up to :’)

theos mind: [dont say getting addicted to opioids dont say getting addicted to opioids] 

theo: dealing antiques :-)