Theo Likes To Think Of Himself As The Successful One Between Him And Boris Because He Has A ‘real Job’

Mike “my boyfriend is mad at me I hope I die” Wheeler and Will “omg you’re so dramatic” Byers

Theo and Pippa tumblr bloggers, one in secret the other sooooo so open and proud.

"I got 360 notes on my last post Theo!"

"oh wow that's so awesome!!" *got 1869 notes on his last post but can't let anyone know what the post was about or that he regularly uses tumblr*

the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole

"The Goldfinch reference!" I scream as they drag me to the asylum

theo literally a few pages after kissing his best friend: i fucking hate my dog he makes me looks so gay

*rocking back and forth as I look into mirror* it's not embarrassing to like things it's not embarrassing to like things it's not embarrassing to like things it's not embarrassing to like things it's not embarrassing to like things it's not embarrassing to like things it's not embarrassing to like things

calvin and hobbes, bill watterson / clear night, charles wright

i hate my life i’m going to [remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health] stare into the eyes of the bird painting i stole from the met