*hears The Word Rehab In A Song* How Can I Make This About Natalie Scatorccio

i lied. put your clothes back on. we're going to watch the entirety of stranger things, while i pause it frequently to explain the true meaning behind mike wheeler's lines, point out all his queercoding, and explain to you why he is actually in love with will byers and has been the whole time.

rip michelle wheeler you would’ve loved champagne problems

NEVER be vulnerable. FLUSH your medication down the toilet. LIE when people ask how you’re doing. SUPPRESS your feelings. ALWAYS be irritable and abrasive. MAKE SURE you push away anyone who’s close to you. CANCEL your therapy appointment.

Mike “my boyfriend is mad at me I hope I die” Wheeler and Will “omg you’re so dramatic” Byers

I'm going to reread The Goldfinch, because I can't stand being emotionally stable for too long, I need something to lament and suffer about.

born to be richie tozier (loud, always laughing, thrives with other people, unapologetic yourself), forced to be eddie kaspbrak (worries too much, easily grossed out, full of rage, trapped in a cycle of familiarity even though it’s awful)

Having a really long-term hyperfixation that has since faded is terrifying yes but it's also so embarrassing. Hi I used to think about Scrimblo Splungus 25/7. Yeah, for 2 years straight. Nah, I don't think about them anymore except for with a vague sense of melancholy as I recall how they used to make me feel. Anyways this new one, Blimpkins McGee? I'm gonna think about them forever and the cycle will NOT repeat in 2 years. Trust me guys.

not normie enough to fit in but not fringe enough to lean into being a freak, worst of both worlds, pure liminality, just the weird coworker, and unrelatable classmate. and your mutual

if you close the door, the night could last forever

calvin and hobbes, bill watterson / clear night, charles wright