“Yeah I Fucked This Goose Before”

Tom pizza friends

Im gonna piss so hard

Before you post something, is it going to PISS?

Piss off your followers

Incite terrorism

Sabotage your brand

Suck

If not, it’s back to the workshop and don’t even think of talking to me until you make a real post that PISSes hard and loud it’s 4:53 am and i don’t know what’s real anymore

@official-linguistics-post

I’ll conjugate your UwU is how I got my partner to date me

Linguistics is cancelled

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I think Werewolf is an inherently queer medium

This is all a part of a larger long-term project.

I am trying to hold the World of Darkness to higher standards of inclusivity.

Book 1: Cliath

Meet The Gaians — a chosen people blessed by Gaia of whom among them there are heroes who are born, blessed with the power to Change. They have been charged with the duty of protecting her and her brood, and among them are fellowships from every culture. They are largely comprised of Kinfolk. Vanguards of the earth, they follow the Codes and Creeds of renown in chiminage to the spirits in exchange for favor, protection, and power to strengthen their Fellowships and they form one of several primary factions.

A small number of Gaia’s chosen have been gifted the ability to shapeshift through either bite or birth into animals; warriors joining the fight against the Wyrm. The Gaians have many secret names for these shapeshifters between their cultures, and they range across many animal species and tribes, but the most common among them in these times are Garou.

This sourcebook includes information on First Changes, Rites of Passage, how people become werewolves, and what they're fighting for. Book 1 is effectively a players guide, including enough comprehensive character creation rules for people to create rank 1 Garou.

The World of Darkness is implied to exist just beneath a facade that all others take for granted as simply being a world gone wrong. When the Change happens to a Garou, human or otherwise, the world they once knew ceases to be. The Apocalypse is said to be something happening to everything, everywhere, simultaneously, and on every level. This transcends the concept of everything succumbing to a singular event but many small ones.

In many ways, the Garou themselves are emblematic of this Apocalypse, with these former lives ending and sweeping the cub into something far bigger than themselves. A Call To Action is the theme of Book 1.

Book 1: Cliath goes into warborn, bitten, wolf-born, and human-born lives leading up to the change. It presents a curated depiction of the Garou from the perspective of those who would mentor them. There are not a lot of conflicts, profound lore, or politics so much as 'this is what we are, this is what we do.' Functionally, this can be considered a Players’ Guide, containing your attributes, abilities, advantages, and Merits and Flaws. Gifts and rites will be truncated to rank 1 for the most part. Guidelines for new STs will be found here, including enough powers and enemy stats to keep their troupe of players on their toes. This will also include things like chargen and descriptions of attributes, abilities, and advantages. This will also have many details on packs and the importance of one's packmates. And what better way to introduce new players than to have it happen in an all-new setting for storytellers to introduce their players to the game: the first three chapters of Dead Mountain!

Dead Mountain isn't going anywhere. In fact, it will be used as the foundation for this series. Already-finished parts of the Dead Mountain will be released over the next few months, and a delayed release of the full chronicle will come next spring. The scope of Werewolf: the Essentials will strongly diverge from past game traditions. In past core books and settings, there was an intent to showcase the world at large, written from the perspective of people who had never been to these places. In the end, many details were laughably wrong or mediocre representations that didn’t appeal to the groups they represented. We want the World of Darkness to be HUGE. So, we will be laser-focusing this project to represent the Garou from the Pacific Northwest as an example, with guidelines on how to make your own World of Darkness at your locale HUGE too!

CALLING ALL CHARACHS!

We cannot make this happen without your help.  We are putting out the call for folx from all parts of the queer, lesbian, trans, bisexual, gay, and asexual werewolf fandom looking to help make this the best possible release we can:

Artists

Horror writers

Editors

Consultants

Hype Wolves to help spread the word

Indie TTRPG creators

Working together, we can create a game that is fun, engaging, and genuinely representative of the diverse community of players and fans who love Werewolf. To help us out, click here We look forward to providing you future updates!

Oh shit that sucks. I’m not the most tumblr savvy and I mainly use my sideblog so sorry if I overstepped or something :/ I have terrible internet social awareness.

Hello you are the most pussy-having neopussy haver i know, can you scissor with neopussy? This will change my plans for surgery bigly so I went to the expert 🙏

hey uh maybe this is just a really strangely worded but actually well intended ask. But given the attacks I’ve gotten in the past couple days and the lack of any details about yourself on your blog, I’m interpreting this as cruel and pointless mockery of trans girls who actually message me looking for support and/or expressing attraction. So uh yeah not cool. I also don’t like the implication that I am trying to convince anyone to get bottom surgery or bribe them with sexual attention. I love girldick. I’m just trying to demystify and promote bottom surgery as an option for those who are already considering it.

Not sure how you could interpret this information as landlords being the ones facing a crisis, but go off.

Imagine not explaining an app to someone then shaming them for getting it wrong, THEN threatening break up… this relationship is toxic

Lonely island songs are hilarious, but my adhd ass will for sure sing them during sex.

I really hope my partner doesn’t leave me for suggesting he’s as intense as a military unit taking out a terrorist.

The Stargazer

A4 Gouache self portrait in the style from Disco Elysium

called The Stargazer as the thought "will the stars remember us when we return to them" has plagued me since being in hospital

i really hope they do

ps. this is my first time using gouache paints qnd Oh Fucking Boy this guy did a number on me lmfaoo

inspired by this quick thingymabob i doodled while trying to keep myself afloat