Theodorereaken - Teddy

Hello lovely! Do you have any recommendations for a secret relationship fic? Where Stiles and Derek try to hide their relationship from the rest of the pack?

Sure!

I’m at one, and I’ve been quiet for too long by LunaCanisLupus_22 | 11.4K | Explicit

The one where the pack insists Derek can’t date anybody for a year but he ends up finding romance much closer to home anyway.

Operation Get Derek Laid by Kikileduc | 5.1K | Mature

There’s pining, misunderstandings, confusion, a little jealousy…

Stiles and Derek have a nice thing, no one knows, yet. The issue is, the pack wants their alpha to get lucky at the werewolf seminar, and well Stiles thinks Derek wants that too…

Scotty Doesn’t Know by CawCawMF | 5.2K | Explicit

Five times a member of the pack figured out Derek and Stiles were together, and the one time Scott figured it out.

Pry Him From My Cold Dead Fingers by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella) | 10.5K 

“So they’re coming for our Emissary because they lost theirs?” Derek asked, somewhat angrily.

“It would appear. The McCall-Hale Pack’s reputation precedes itself.”

“Don’t worry,” Scott said, “we won’t let them touch you.”

Deaton turned to him, offering a private smile before inclining his head slightly. “Very comforting, Scott, thank you. But,” he looked between them, “I’m not the Emissary they’re coming after.”

5 times the pack almost finds out, and the one time they don’t need to by sterekanigans | 5.3K

Stiles and Derek didn’t mean to keep their relationship a secret, but they just hadn’t gotten around to telling anyone yet.These are the five times someone from the pack almost finds out, and the one time they don’t need to.

Hallmark should really make cards for this shit by Jessicatty | 2.8K

When the pack finds a unicorn in the woods they call Stiles to come help since he should be the only virgin left in the pack. Should being the key word here.

descendants would be 1000 times better if they just got rid of prince bob or whatever and made these the couples instead

This is my plea for more Thiam v. Pack angst fics !

power rangers samurai as picrew

ok lol i tried my best if mia, mike and antonio does not look like tan, its the coloring

Howdy Liv

I hope you’re doing well <3 I’m a HUGE fan of your blog and absolutely adore it.

If it weren’t an inconvenience could you recommend or link me to people who could possibly recommend long fics with a fast sexual burn and a slow emotional burn?

A tiny progression of emotions: ugh I loathe him so much, get away from my line of sight, fuck you - I loathe him so why the fuck why do I find him kinda… attractive? I’m losing my mind. - ok whatever he’s objectively hot but an asshole, I still detest him - I want to fuck him but I hate him for being so good looking,,,, and his personality SUX ofc - *while making out* he’s so annoying but I’m enjoying rn although I’m going to be an antagonistic lil shit to him rn bye - wait wtf it’s been months and we haven’t killed each other????? huh - oh, we actually have conversations and despite being snarky and sarcastic idiots, we kinda vibe (and shag on the daily) - Um so I find these stupid fucking traits of his so endearing, he needs to stOP BEING SO ADORABLE??? (Wait did I just say he’s adorable? Help-) - let’s get at it like rabbits but also have hours upon hours of conversations because we hAtE each other so gosh darn much, yup I HATE HIM - ok ykw, this wonderful man that stands in front of me has been through so fucking much, screw our enmity, I just want to protect him forever, I don’t think I hate him - fuck fuck fuck my feelings run much beyond sex, I DONT HATE HIM, I’m falling for him… - mY fEeLiNgS aRe sTrIcTLy sExUaL in natur- oh who am I kidding, I love him - (the leaving after every escapade instead of spending the night turns to forehead kisses while the other sleeps and breakfast in bed) - I’ll just wait until he’s had enough because he couldn’t possibly love me back even though he looks at me like I’m the only one who matters (and unbeknownst to me, i do too but we’re both brick stupid); and I need him in any form - my heart is literally breaking into pieces because I think my love is unrequited (and he does too) - I’m going to leave him bc the it hurts to much, so I spend on last night in his bed until he blurts “I love you” and I feel so elated I could cry as the same phrase bursts out of me - us being in disbelief over how stupid we are but over the moon - our friends giving us shit and winning galleons but who gives a fuck, nobody can screw with our relationship more than us ourselves - little arguments here and there because how dare he have the audacity to not be perfect, “your falsetto is truly banshee like, please stop attacking my bathroom mirror”, “when I start living here, I’ll make sure to break each and every one- what?” - we move in together - more arguments followed by angry sex and make up sex and morning kisses and kisses and kisses - (someone gets down on one knee and the other fucking loses it because he had a ring waiting too) - the grandest, most wonderful wedding with white peacocks and ice sculptures and the northern fucking lights bc malfoys will never do anything short of awe inspiring- (during the vows) “scared, potter?” *sniffle* “you wish”

Um so I got a tad bit carried away (if only my dumbass could actually write fan fiction lmao)

But thank you for bearing with me, love you BYEEEE

Anon, I am OBSESSED with your description of their last two brain cells processing fast sexual burn & emotional constipation, this is the best trope and you should say it! Here are some of my personal favourites that illustrate perfectly this emotional chaos:

Phoenix in the Fire by @fw00shy (2021, E, 1.4k)

Their first time was an accident. "Sex pollen," Draco claims, though everyone knows it was too much Ogden's after Puddlemere beat the Tornados 240-230.

Still Life (orphaned, 2019, M, 3k)

The Things They Never Say by @bixgirl1 (2017, E, 7k)

Harry and Draco don't know how to talk. So they do other things instead.

I'll never be your chosen one by @andithiel (2019, E, 15k)

Draco doesn't know what exactly he’s doing with Potter, he doesn't know how their unspoken agreement even started, and doesn't know where it will end. The only thing he knows is: he's not in love.

A Truth Universally Acknowledged by @sorrybutblog (2021, M, 17k)

A year out from the war, Harry agrees to accompany Hermione on a historical walking tour of Pride and Prejudice. Not in the itinerary: running into Draco Malfoy, setting off a summer of stately homes, lavish parties, resentful shagging, and maybe, falling in love.

In Your Arms, Rests My World by @l0vegl0wsinthedark (2016, E, 24k)

Harry presses his mouth to Malfoy's forehead; he wants to tell him that he’ll never leave, that he wouldn’t dream of it.

This is Never Happening Again by hpleems (2018, M, 32k)

Harry and Malfoy don't get along any better than they used to, but Harry can't get enough of their secret hookups, and he can't seem to figure out anything else in his life, either. He's looking forward to Christmas break so he can clear his head...but fate has other plans.

The Boy Who Only Lived Twice by lettered (2012, E, 54k)

Harry Potter is an Unspeakable. Draco Malfoy is the wizard who shagged him. Adventure! Intrigue! Secret identities, celebrities, spies! It's all right here, folks.

We Are Young (I'll Carry You Home Tonight) by Femme (2012, E, 68k)

Harry and Draco have been falling into bed on and off again since the last election five years ago, much to the amusement--and financial gain--of their circle of friends. But when Harry agrees to work with Draco to put Kingsley Shacklebolt into the Minister's office, they can't work side-by-side again every day and sleep together; that would be courting disaster. Wouldn't it?

That Old Black Magic by @bixgirl1 (2019, E, 77k)

Centuries ago, marriage contracts were the norm — ready-made alliances between families, expected and complied with, without complaint. But norms have a way of changing, and when a long-dormant contract flares to life, Harry has to navigate an unexpected splintering of the path he'd thought would be easy after the war... with Draco Malfoy.

Far From The Tree by aideomai (2020, E, 112k)

The arrival of Harry Potter’s children—snapped back in time, the children themselves guessed, twenty or so years—was the most interesting thing to happen at Hogwarts for years.

Things Worth Knowing by Femme and noeon (2017, E, 164k)

After the Battle, Harry thinks he's left Hogwarts for good, but Minerva insists that all students return for an Eighth Year if they wish to sit for NEWTs in the spring, and Harry needs those NEWTs to go into the Aurors. Draco's just grateful not to be in Azkaban. Or the Manor. He's hoping he can steer clear of Potter this year and grapple with his own problems. Unfortunately for him, Potter appears to be one of those problems.

Lost In Your Arms by Femme (2017, E, 257k)

Three months after their brief encounter, Draco has almost forgotten about Potter--or so he tells himself. Then a Dark wizard shows up on the Auror radar and all hell breaks loose. Draco will have to choose between everything he holds dear--everything he's worked so hard for--and a few stolen moments of passion with a certain green-eyed Inspector, once his sworn enemy and now something rather different entirely. He'll make the right choice, won't he?

Lydia: *Setting down a card* Ace of spades

Scott: *Pulling out an uno card* Uno reverse

Stiles: *Dramatically placing a pokemon card* Charmander, I choose you!

Isaac: *Slaps down a cards against humanity card* Unlocking a new sex position!

Liam: *Trembling* What are we playing!?

Dean Winchester in SUPERNATURAL 3.01 ‘The Magnificent Seven’

Madney Baby is a boy. What if they’re gearing up for a Daniel paralle? I’m SURE the Buckley parents are gonna have something to say about the new baby being a boy. Because there’s already the parallel of older daughter + younger son.