This One Is Really Weird. It’s Kinda Sad But Not Really, You’ll Know What I Mean If You Read It.

If one of my bookmarked fics updates in the next 24 hours I will kiss the author on the mouth, very passionately.

This is not a threat, but a promise.

Fuck Sirius being anti-jegulus

I want jegulus stan Sirius beating the shit out of James when they break up

Give me that soap opera bullshit 🤲 I NEED IT NOW

“No Sirius, we agreed we would do Centaurs next week.”

“But Centaurs are cool.”

“They’ll be cool next week.”

“Oh wow, professor lupin everybody. Centaurs are only cool when HE wants them to be.”

“You know that’s not what I’m saying. We already planned this wee-“

“The rest of the class agrees that we should do Centaurs this week”

“LITERALLY NO ONE SAID THAT”

“I COULD FEEL IT IN THEIR ENERGY”

“WHAT DOES THAT MEAN???”

The class: *tired because this happens every week*

Imagine if both Remus AND Sirius got the chance to co-teach Defence Against the Dark Arts??

Hear me out, I know people hc James being tall, but Sirius and him give off such short king vibes together.

Like, people don’t really think of him as short because he’s BUILT, but the moment him and Sirius are together (which is always), it’s like he loses a couple inches.

He’s still taller than Lily and Regulus (cus I’m a slut for Jegulus and Jegulily🤪) , which makes them angry because it’s only like half an inch and James constantly reminds them of it.

That moment you realize that the marauders era characters were those kids who everyone thought were going places, only to peak too early in high school.

Imagine being forced to become the kids who peaked in high school. 😃

Songs I think scream Regulus Black (I will add more over time)

I can’t handle change - Roar

Burning pile - Mother Mother (specifically in Choices)

Coraline - Måneskin

Can you feel my heart - Bring me the horizon

The winner takes it all - Abba (jegulus)

Do me a favour - Arctic Monkeys

Work song - Hozier

Sign of the times - Harry Styles (some of the lines are actually arguments they had had and “stop crying baby it’s the sign of the times” is actually something Sirius would say to Regulus when they were little it’s a whole thing)

My eyes adored you - Frankie Valli (I just think he would’ve really liked this song)

No lights on the horizon - Metric (jegulus)

Another sad love song - Khalid (also specifically Choices)

Do I wanna know - Arctic Monkeys (Jegulus)

Planets of the universe (demo) - Stevie Nicks (listen to it once and tell me you don’t hear Regulus singing it)

Fake you out - Twenty one pilots (yes I was a stan what about it)

Lust to love - The Go-Go’s (James’ pov of Regulus in Carpe Noctem)

Aircatcher - Twenty-one pilots (specifically chapter 33 of carpe noctem)

You’re gonna go far, kid - the offspring

When I Was Your Man - Bruno Mars (Reg’s feelings towards Jily)

Losing my religion - REM

Regulus’ first crush was Newt Scamander. He would always reread fantastic beasts just so he could get to the picture of him at the end. He didn’t really understand why he would start to blush if he looked too long. His dreams were filled with curly golden hair, high cheek bones, and a tiny smile that he wouldn’t mind kissing.

His passion for magical creatures would bleed into his fascination for this man and vice versa. This was why he loved them so much.

This was also why, a few months after first getting the book and sitting with his brother on the train ride to Hogwarts, he could barely look Remus Lupin in the eye without his whole face going red.

Regulus Black Headcanons

He was extremely pale but when he blushed his whole face turned red. He hated it, especially because of how easy it was to make him blush

He had hemophilia (as a product of inbreeding). Something about it just makes sense.

He resembled his father while Sirius resembled their mother. He was quiet, reserved, and was often seen as apathetic. (But he could scream like a fucking banshee, he had to get something from his mother)

He’s the kind of person to kick you when your down b/c he thinks it’s really funny. He only does it to his friends b/c he knows they can take it but he definitely talks shit about other people to them. Like, Barty would get a really shit grade on a test and Reg would say, “Well at least you’re good looking, oh WAIT”and run out before Barty can throw something at him.

He reads muggle books and enchants the covers so no one knows.

He lies about his favorite book genre because it’s trashy romance.

He was a hat stall because he was having a whole conversation with himself in his head and the hat couldn’t get a word in. After five minutes of him weighing the pros and cons of each house he says to the hat ‘okay, put me in Ravenclaw’. The hat stays silent for a second and screams ‘SLYTHERIN’

Regulus can hold a grudge like a BITCH. He’s still mad at the hat for not going with his decision (even though he knows it was right)

He had a hard time growing hair when he was little and was really insecure about it. Just imagine him with the worst little rat moustache.

He took pride in his hygiene. He had a skin and haircare routine, flossed, and moisturized. He clipped his nails and made sure they looked nice (or tried to since he bit his nails a lot). He even brought silk pillowcases to school.

He wrote music. You can’t convince me other wise. This bitch played piano and violin, two of the hardest instruments to learn, and wrote pieces for both of them.

He bit his nails. He thought it was really disgusting because he hated germs but he wouldn’t realize he was doing it until he was three nails in.

He absolutely had a blanky when he was little. He slept with it but hid it from his dorm mates in his first year. Bellatrix set it on fire and Regulus didn’t leave his room for weeks.

You are a wonder.

A true miracle to society

All the hearts ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤🤍❤️‍🔥💖💝💘💓💗💞💕♥️🫀

As a former vampire diaries (both the tv show AND the books), twilight, and shadow falls(I know no one’s heard of it, that’s fine) stanner, I can confidently say that vampires are still sexy and cool as fuck.

Please write more long vampire! Jegulus aus.

Please.

@screamingfae I’m looking at you👀👀👀👀

for everybody going through tough times, believe me, mr. worldwide has both been there and done that ✊😔