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THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

book quotes that i will never recover from

"he is half of my soul, as the poets say. " - song of achilles

"write me a letter telling me how to live the rest of my life without you." - how to make friends with the dark

"they were my birthday presents." - shatter me

"she had realized that she had forgotten the precise blue of his eyes and the depth of his laugh." - clockwork princess

"my name is sam cortland... and i will not be afraid." - assassin's blade

"you chose me four years ago. would you choose me still?" - these violent delights

"we were all supposed to make it." - crooked kingdom

"i remember everything." - the invisible life of addie larue

"come home and shout at me. come home and fight with me. come home and break my heart, if you must. just come home." - cruel prince

"i wasted all those yesterdays and am completely out of tomorrows." - they both die at the end

"you hated the idea of me." - the final gambit

"bob says hello." - house of hades

"abuse can feel like love. starving people will eat anything." - nightfall

"i missed you only with an ocean between us. but if death was separating us... i would find you." - queen of shadows

"i loved him. i love him. as best i could." - we were liars

"i'm the villain, even in my own story. but you were supposed to play a different role." - finale

"i will find you again in the next world—the next life. and we will have that time. i promise." - a court of wings and ruin

"i spent half of my time loving her and the other half hiding how much i loved her." - the seven husbands of evelyn hugo

going through my microsoft word archives is great fun because i always find the wildest shit in there and by “the wildest shit” i mean the time i tried to rewrite the entire bible from scratch at the age of eleven and a half

Löysin vanhan memen. En tiä pystyttekö arvostaan, mut tää on peak meme

Oh to hell with all you clowns. My polish friend sent me this picture

and I told him that I'd seen that picture on tumblr, used as a part of a finnish pun meme, and started explaining how the finnish "kunhan" "for as long as/as soon as/provided that" is often pronounced in spoken language as "kuha", which is the name of this one specific kind of fish. So you could caption this specific picture as "rakentaminen onnistuu, kuha on vasara", which would translate both to "you can build things, for as long as you have a hammer" and "you can build things, this fish is a hammer". And then I had to look up what this specific fish is called in english

AND THE EXAMPLE SENTENCE THEY USED IS AN EXAMPLE OF THIS SPECIFIC FUCKING MEME

WHICH ONE OF YOU DID THIS, I WILL BEAT YOU WITH THE FISH HAMMER

nothing like sitting outside at the end of a sunset listening to the piano

drew these for halloween! ❤️