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drew these for halloween! ❤️

one of those generically cheerful Bless this Home (and all who enter) signs, but instead it says Memento Mori (remember that you must die)

I will be 70 years old and I still will never have gotten over the time the Mythbusters used a rocket powered steel wall to - and I use this word as literally as possible - vaporize an entire car into red mist

Random linguistic worldbuilding: A language with six sets of pronouns, which are set by one's current state of existence. There's a separate pronoun for people who are alive, people who are dead, and potential future people who are yet to be born, and the ambiguous ones of "may or may not be alive or aleady dead", "may or may not have even been born yet", and the ultimate general/ambiguous all-covering one that covers all ambiguous states.

The culture has a specific defined term for that tragic span of time when a widow keeps accidentally referring to their spouse with living pronouns. New parents-to-be dropping the happy surprise news of a pregnancy by referring to their future child with the "is yet to be born" pronoun instead of a more ambiguous one and waiting for the "wait what did you just say?" reactions.

Someone jokingly referring to themselves with the dead person pronouns just to highlight how horrible their current hangover is. A notorious aspiring ladies' man who keeps trying to pursue women in their 20s despite of approaching middle age fails to notice the insult when someone asks him when he's planning to get married, and uses the pronoun that implies that his ideal future bride may not even be born yet.

A mother whose young adult child just moved away from home for the first time, who continues to dramatically refer to their child with "may or may not be already dead" until the aforementioned child replies to her on facebook like "ma stop telling people I'm dead" and having her respond with "well how could I possibly know that when you don't even write to us? >:,C"

State Emergency Service workers in Dnipro, Ukraine

going through my microsoft word archives is great fun because i always find the wildest shit in there and by “the wildest shit” i mean the time i tried to rewrite the entire bible from scratch at the age of eleven and a half

A huge FranMaya rec list

SFW:

Mine: https://archiveofourown.org/works/37121653 https://archiveofourown.org/works/34350880/chapters/85474714

Then we got two of Madi (timepatches) works. They are absolutely some of the best FranMaya in the fandom, and really long too! https://archiveofourown.org/works/31024394 https://archiveofourown.org/works/30801872

God, I think about this fic every few days: https://archiveofourown.org/works/36924331

This one is older FranMaya: https://archiveofourown.org/works/31110692

Hanahaki, and an adorable sick fic! Fran takes care of Maya: https://archiveofourown.org/works/32841097

Maya helps Fran dye her hair (very emotional): https://archiveofourown.org/works/29625684

A super cute, short coffee shop AU I like: https://archiveofourown.org/works/24726136

This one is just soft AF: https://archiveofourown.org/works/25460530

Slight hurt/comfort but mostly bonding road trip: https://archiveofourown.org/works/4873357/chapters/11172295

Hurt/comfort and Fran being vulnerable: https://archiveofourown.org/works/5559137

Just more soft: https://archiveofourown.org/works/5339144

another amazing Poodlepunk one: https://archiveofourown.org/works/36845230

Krissey’s fics are amazing obviously, that’s a given: https://archiveofourown.org/works/31026074/chapters/76641320

super long fake divorce Au: https://archiveofourown.org/works/31068524

you all should know Vyn by now, but if you don’t their FranMaya is excellent: https://archiveofourown.org/works/35759221

FranMaya smut fics:

my smut that I’m most proud of: https://archiveofourown.org/works/36088561 https://archiveofourown.org/works/35257345

This is my absolute favourite, love Grace’s writing, she’s done so much for FranMaya smut with just one fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/28389504

The FranMaya chapter of this smut collection is divine, knockoutmouse is stupid good at writing smut, this one includes MTF Franziska, and is really really tender and thoughtful. (knockoutmouse also has two insanely good Larry smut series.): https://archiveofourown.org/works/32346466/chapters/80188075

They’re girlfriends and Fran is sleepy here and it’s my favourite thing ever: https://archiveofourown.org/works/31465307

Look Indefensible is fucking massive so don’t read it unless you have time, but the build up of their relationship and the pay off for the smut is the greatest thing ever, I want this to be a novel: https://archiveofourown.org/works/26419027/chapters/64361530

This one’s just hot and fun: https://archiveofourown.org/works/4661076

Jazz is an amazing writer, and also they wrote this for me, so obviously it’s going on the rec list: https://archiveofourown.org/works/37481089

Poodlepunk is insanely talented, and they wrote smut for this fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/35041099/chapters/87277975

phee’s smut is ridiculously good: https://archiveofourown.org/works/36220534

angsty, character driven smut: https://archiveofourown.org/works/34556809

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN